11-26-2003, 11:09 AM
"You are killing independent George!"
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Favorite Seinfeld Quotes
11-26-2003, 12:38 PM
2 of my favs
"it's not a purse! IT'S EUROPEAN!!!"
and
"I'm on no sleep. NO SLEEP!!!"
"You look stressed."
"Oh I'm stressed!!"
love that episode Jerry and Kramer switching apartments
"it's not a purse! IT'S EUROPEAN!!!"
and
"I'm on no sleep. NO SLEEP!!!"
"You look stressed."
"Oh I'm stressed!!"
love that episode Jerry and Kramer switching apartments
11-26-2003, 01:08 PM
Continuing with the same episode....
"No, that's a rat hat...and a poor one at that...even by rat hat standards!"
"That's not going to be good for business..."
"That's not going to be good for anybody."
-Jenna
"No, that's a rat hat...and a poor one at that...even by rat hat standards!"
"That's not going to be good for business..."
"That's not going to be good for anybody."
-Jenna
11-26-2003, 01:43 PM
"Welcome to moviephone....(snip)...why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you'd like to see??"
"...they're sleeping in drawers?!..."
M.
"...they're sleeping in drawers?!..."
M.
11-26-2003, 01:46 PM
MikeS Wrote:"Welcome to moviephone....(snip)...why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you'd like to see??"
O god I love that eposide! Is so funny too when the guy comes banging on Kramers door, because he stole his idea for movie phone. So this guy says something like. You have 3 seconds to open the door now. Classic! :lol: :lol:
11-26-2003, 02:21 PM
i cant quite remember the exact quote either but from the puerto rican day parade episode, when jerry george and kramer are all using the fake names
art vandelay
kel varnson
h.g. pennypacker
hilarious
art vandelay
kel varnson
h.g. pennypacker
hilarious
11-26-2003, 04:43 PM
SERENITY NOW!
Or how could one forget Festivus!
Mr. Costanza is one of the best sitcom characters ever!
Kramer: "I'm out" slaps money on table
Great topic!
Or how could one forget Festivus!
Mr. Costanza is one of the best sitcom characters ever!
Kramer: "I'm out" slaps money on table
Great topic!
11-26-2003, 06:30 PM
My favorite quote is Kramer, from The Strongbox, regarding the key to his safe:
to jerry: "At least Phil isn't compulsively looking for it like SOMEONE I know...... YOU!"
Rory
Halifax
to jerry: "At least Phil isn't compulsively looking for it like SOMEONE I know...... YOU!"
Rory
Halifax
11-26-2003, 06:34 PM
"This world here, this is George's sanctuary. If Susan comes into contact with this world, his worlds collide!"
It is on right now! :lol: :lol:
It is on right now! :lol: :lol:
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11-27-2003, 10:04 AM
"Seinfeld you magnificent bastard!"
(After reaching #1 on Valerie's speed dial....
(After reaching #1 on Valerie's speed dial....
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11-27-2003, 10:40 AM
Kramer: "My face is all craggly, it's crinkly!"
Jerry: "It's from all that smoke. You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in seventy-two hours. What did you expect?"
Kramer: "Emphysema, birth defects, cancer. But not this. Jerry, my face is my livelihood. Everything I have I owe to this face."
Jerry:"And your teeth, your teeth are all brown."
Kramer: "Look away, I'm hideous."
One of my favorites.
Greatest, Show, Ever.
Jerry: "It's from all that smoke. You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in seventy-two hours. What did you expect?"
Kramer: "Emphysema, birth defects, cancer. But not this. Jerry, my face is my livelihood. Everything I have I owe to this face."
Jerry:"And your teeth, your teeth are all brown."
Kramer: "Look away, I'm hideous."
One of my favorites.
Greatest, Show, Ever.
12-06-2003, 01:27 PM
In relation to Elaine's dancing:
"It is like a full body dry heave set to music"
"It is like a full body dry heave set to music"
12-06-2003, 07:44 PM
"Ahh-CHOO!"
"You're soooooooo goodlookin'!"
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And the immortal "master of my domain" :thumb:
"You're soooooooo goodlookin'!"
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And the immortal "master of my domain" :thumb:
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