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Favorite Seinfeld Quotes - mrlayance - 11-25-2003
She has man hands
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
and many many more!
- dyersbay - 11-25-2003
"She dosn't have toe thumbs"....
" I was in the pool, I was in the pool"
:lol: :lol:
- mark - 11-25-2003
these pretzels are making me thirsty
i'm cosmo kramer, the ass man
she's got the jimmy legs
it's the best, jerry! the best!
you stopped short with my wife?
jerry, you ever wear silk underwear?
i'm out there jerry and i'm lovin' every minute of it.
newman!
george!
kramer!
watley!
jumbalya!
i started buying the generic brand of wax beans. you know, if i peel the label off, i can't tell the difference.
and SO many more
- mrlayance - 11-25-2003
mark Wrote:you stopped short with my wife?
Great one! :lol: :lol: just thinking about it.
- dyersbay - 11-25-2003
God there are so many! Seinfeld is one of my favorite shows of all time!
"My name is George. I am unemployed and I live with my parents."
"You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card? Here's your
Christmas card!!!"
"I wish there were pig-men. You get a few of those pig-men
walking around, suddenly I'm looking a lot better. That way
if someone wanted to fix me up they could say, 'Hey, at least
he's no pig-man.'"
- The Heron Outside - 11-25-2003
Saw one of my favourites today.....
"Let's bury the hatchet, we smoke 'em peace pipe!"
- grooveless touque - 11-25-2003
I only saw this one, but I pissed myself laughing...
Kramer: "So I was fending off the gunman with one hand and driving the bus with the other. I had to kick him out at the next stop."
Jerry: "You kept making all the stops?!"
Kramer: "Well people kept ringing the bell!!"
- thehip11 - 11-25-2003
"I WAS IN THE POOL!!"
- jen - 11-25-2003
thehip11 Wrote:"I WAS IN THE POOL!!"
SHRINKAGE....hahahaha.. that was classic...
Seinfeld rocks...in fact we have it on right now :thumb:
- TLB - 11-26-2003
To this day, I still use Jerry's spiel to the telemarketer about calling him back at home. Perfect way to get off the phone with those people.
- beanmedic - 11-26-2003
We're living in a society!!
So he's Bizarro Jerry
And one more thing, you really think we need the exclamation point? Because, it's not "Top of the Muffin *TO YOU!!!*
The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
I smell calzones! Costanza's in the building!
- CanuckCourage - 11-26-2003
After George got a massage by a guy .
"I think it Moved .." :lol: :lol: :lol:
- das_hips - 11-26-2003
Well... I don't have a quote... but that one episode where Elaine keeps getting fax messages, and shes skipping through them, and then she gets a message from George..."Hey, It' George... BEEP"... yeah... that makes my day everytime I see... in fact I'm all giddy right now just thinking about it...
- Jenna_Bird - 11-26-2003
George: "I hate my birthday. Its the day I look at myself and say, 'these people are my friends?'."
Jerry: "Everyday's my birthday."
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Elaine: "YEAH?! Well, I ripped the Jesus fish off your car!"
Putty: "That does it. I'm pretty sure you're going to hell."
...and there are so many more that escape me...so early...so tired :lol:
-Jenna
- MikeS - 11-26-2003
"...and you want to be my latex salesman..."
"...that's one magic loogie..."
Great topic!
M.