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Favorite Seinfeld Quotes
#1

She has man hands

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

and many many more!

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#2

"She dosn't have toe thumbs"....

" I was in the pool, I was in the pool"

:lol: :lol:
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#3

these pretzels are making me thirsty

i'm cosmo kramer, the ass man

she's got the jimmy legs

it's the best, jerry! the best!

you stopped short with my wife?

jerry, you ever wear silk underwear?

i'm out there jerry and i'm lovin' every minute of it.

newman!

george!

kramer!

watley!

jumbalya!

i started buying the generic brand of wax beans. you know, if i peel the label off, i can't tell the difference.

and SO many more
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#4

mark Wrote:you stopped short with my wife?

Great one! :lol: :lol: just thinking about it.

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#5

God there are so many! Seinfeld is one of my favorite shows of all time!


"My name is George. I am unemployed and I live with my parents."

"You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card? Here's your
Christmas card!!!"

"I wish there were pig-men. You get a few of those pig-men
walking around, suddenly I'm looking a lot better. That way
if someone wanted to fix me up they could say, 'Hey, at least
he's no pig-man.'"

Big Grin Big Grin
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#6

Saw one of my favourites today.....
"Let's bury the hatchet, we smoke 'em peace pipe!"

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#7

I only saw this one, but I pissed myself laughing...

Kramer: "So I was fending off the gunman with one hand and driving the bus with the other. I had to kick him out at the next stop."

Jerry: "You kept making all the stops?!"

Kramer: "Well people kept ringing the bell!!"
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#8

"I WAS IN THE POOL!!"
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#9

thehip11 Wrote:"I WAS IN THE POOL!!"

SHRINKAGE....hahahaha.. that was classic...

Seinfeld rocks...in fact we have it on right now :thumb:
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#10

To this day, I still use Jerry's spiel to the telemarketer about calling him back at home. Perfect way to get off the phone with those people.
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#11

We're living in a society!!

So he's Bizarro Jerry

And one more thing, you really think we need the exclamation point? Because, it's not "Top of the Muffin *TO YOU!!!*

The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

I smell calzones! Costanza's in the building!
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#12

After George got a massage by a guy . Big Grin "I think it Moved .." :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#13

Well... I don't have a quote... but that one episode where Elaine keeps getting fax messages, and shes skipping through them, and then she gets a message from George..."Hey, It' George... BEEP"... yeah... that makes my day everytime I see... in fact I'm all giddy right now just thinking about it...
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#14

George: "I hate my birthday. Its the day I look at myself and say, 'these people are my friends?'."

Jerry: "Everyday's my birthday."
----

Elaine: "YEAH?! Well, I ripped the Jesus fish off your car!"

Putty: "That does it. I'm pretty sure you're going to hell."

...and there are so many more that escape me...so early...so tired :lol:

-Jenna
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#15

"...and you want to be my latex salesman..."

"...that's one magic loogie..."

Great topic!

M.
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