03-04-2005, 11:28 AM
At nine this morning I went in to have my wisdom teeth removed.
"Look," I said, "we gotta make this snappy. Dylan tickets go on sale at ten."
"Are you buying them online?" he said.
"Yes, and it'll take me 20 minutes to get home. I need these things out by 9:30."
He leaned into my mouth with a huge, vicious needle. "Just give it a minute for the freezing to take effect."
"Fuck the freezing," I mumbled. "We're talking about Bob fucking Dylan here." But it didn't come out right. My tongue was three feet thick, and my lips did not belong to me.
"You're biting my thumb," he said.
I was home at 9:59.
I am using this dentist for the rest of my life.
:thumb:
"Look," I said, "we gotta make this snappy. Dylan tickets go on sale at ten."
"Are you buying them online?" he said.
"Yes, and it'll take me 20 minutes to get home. I need these things out by 9:30."
He leaned into my mouth with a huge, vicious needle. "Just give it a minute for the freezing to take effect."
"Fuck the freezing," I mumbled. "We're talking about Bob fucking Dylan here." But it didn't come out right. My tongue was three feet thick, and my lips did not belong to me.
"You're biting my thumb," he said.
I was home at 9:59.
I am using this dentist for the rest of my life.
:thumb:

