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It's a crappy day here in the Roc! cold and rainy... I'm in need of some Gord silliness :thumb:
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"This song is for anyone who is into Jesus....and Bon Jovi." GD
"We're forced to bed, but we're free to dream"
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here's a whole bunch....... <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.killerwhaletank.com/rory/ConcertList.htm">http://www.killerwhaletank.com/rory/ConcertList.htm</a><!-- m -->
"If you're 28 and you piss your bed, do you tell anyone?"
Imagine a world before the "beginning was the word.”
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"These are my pants talking. Will you bow down to the will of my pants? Will you bow down to the will of a brassiere?"
"Here's a song for an a**hole who throws sh*t at musicians. And this is not Canada Day. This is...Friday."
"Here's a song for the women that were brought over in ships many centuries ago to help populate the new land...and also work at Hooters."
"This song is about a river. It's called 'Death of the Sex Trade.'"
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Imagine a world before the "beginning was the word.”
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hahahahaha these are great
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I think it was during the Phantom Power tour in the U.S., a music writer asked Gord his thoughts on being the "Pearl Jam of Canada". Gord's response:
"I thought Pearl Jam was the Pearl Jam of Canada. Does that make them the Tragically Hip of America?"
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"For a band to be considered great, they need a song about a nautical disaster...this next song is called Nautical Disaster"
"here is a saucy little number I'm sure you will enjoy. It's about everyones favourite subject..the inevitability of death...and joyeux Noel to everyone"
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Crowd surfing went out with acid wash.....crowd surfing went out with "don't go there...."
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"If Jesus was hung, would we pray to a rope?"
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"A women who took me every sunday morning and stuck my head in the sink, this is called crack my spine like a whip....