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funny Gord quotes
#1

It's a crappy day here in the Roc! cold and rainy... I'm in need of some Gord silliness :thumb:
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#2

"This song is for anyone who is into Jesus....and Bon Jovi." GD

"We're forced to bed, but we're free to dream"
Dana
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#3

hahahahaha
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#4

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"If you're 28 and you piss your bed, do you tell anyone?"

Imagine a world before the "beginning was the word.”
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#5

"These are my pants talking. Will you bow down to the will of my pants? Will you bow down to the will of a brassiere?"

"Here's a song for an a**hole who throws sh*t at musicians. And this is not Canada Day. This is...Friday."

"Here's a song for the women that were brought over in ships many centuries ago to help populate the new land...and also work at Hooters."

"This song is about a river. It's called 'Death of the Sex Trade.'"

:lol: :lol:

Imagine a world before the "beginning was the word.”
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#6

hahahahaha these are great
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#7

I think it was during the Phantom Power tour in the U.S., a music writer asked Gord his thoughts on being the "Pearl Jam of Canada". Gord's response:

"I thought Pearl Jam was the Pearl Jam of Canada. Does that make them the Tragically Hip of America?"
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#8

"For a band to be considered great, they need a song about a nautical disaster...this next song is called Nautical Disaster"

"here is a saucy little number I'm sure you will enjoy. It's about everyones favourite subject..the inevitability of death...and joyeux Noel to everyone"
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#9

Crowd surfing went out with acid wash.....crowd surfing went out with "don't go there...."
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#10

"Look! I'M A BEAR!"
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#11

"If Jesus was hung, would we pray to a rope?"

"We're forced to bed, but we're free to dream"
Dana
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#12

"A women who took me every sunday morning and stuck my head in the sink, this is called crack my spine like a whip....
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