It's a crappy day here in the Roc! cold and rainy... I'm in need of some Gord silliness :thumb:
"This song is for anyone who is into Jesus....and Bon Jovi." GD
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"If you're 28 and you piss your bed, do you tell anyone?"
"These are my pants talking. Will you bow down to the will of my pants? Will you bow down to the will of a brassiere?"
"Here's a song for an a**hole who throws sh*t at musicians. And this is not Canada Day. This is...Friday."
"Here's a song for the women that were brought over in ships many centuries ago to help populate the new land...and also work at Hooters."
"This song is about a river. It's called 'Death of the Sex Trade.'"
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hahahahaha these are great
I think it was during the Phantom Power tour in the U.S., a music writer asked Gord his thoughts on being the "Pearl Jam of Canada". Gord's response:
"I thought Pearl Jam was the Pearl Jam of Canada. Does that make them the Tragically Hip of America?"
"For a band to be considered great, they need a song about a nautical disaster...this next song is called Nautical Disaster"
"here is a saucy little number I'm sure you will enjoy. It's about everyones favourite subject..the inevitability of death...and joyeux Noel to everyone"
Crowd surfing went out with acid wash.....crowd surfing went out with "don't go there...."
"If Jesus was hung, would we pray to a rope?"
"A women who took me every sunday morning and stuck my head in the sink, this is called crack my spine like a whip....