[VioletLite]

I thought this was pretty funny. I saw it posted on Facebook over the weekend with a different band's name and I KNOW some folks on here will provide a few laughs with their answers

The idea is to only provide answers with Hip song titles and not repeat any. It's harder than you think.

Here we go:

Are you male or female?: Coffee Girl

Describe yourself: I'm a werewolf, baby

How do you feel?: Luv (sic)

Describe where you currently live: Cemetery side road

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?: Toronto #4

Your favourite form of transportation: Silver Jet

Your best friend is: Opiated

What's the weather like?: On the verge

Favourite time of day: Morning Moon

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?: Freak Turbulence

Your last relationship was with: An inch an hour

Your fear: Last night I dreamed you didn't love me

What is the best advice you have to give?: It can't be Nashville every night

How would you like to die?: Fully Completely

Mine was boring but you get the idea.....

[The Travellin Man]

Are you a male or female?
Escape is at hand for the travellin man.

Describe yourself:
Emporor Penguin


How do you feel:
All Tore Up


Describe where you currently live:
Titanic Terrarium



If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Springtime in Vienna


Your favorite form of transportation:
Locked in the Trunk of a Car



Your best friend is:
Coffee Girl



You and your best friends are:
The Last of the Unplucked Gems


What's the weather like:
Trickle Down

Favorite time of day:
My Music At Work



If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
The Bastard


What is life to you:
Inevitability of Death



Your last relationship:
The Kids Don't Get It


Your fear:
Nautical Disaster


What is the best advice you have to give:
Yer Not the Ocean


Thought for the Day:
It Can't Be Nashville Every Night


How I would like to die:
Gus: The Polar Bear from Central Park


My soul's present condition:
Yawning or snarling


Most Faithful Companion:
Cordelia

My motto:
It's A Good Life If You Don't Weaken

[krip]

Ha. Lame but fun:

Are you a male or female?
We are the Same

Describe yourself:
Wheat King

How do you feel:
38 years old

Describe where you currently live:
Greasy Jungle

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
One night in Copenhagen

Your favorite form of transportation:
Fly

Your best friend is:
Pretend

You and your best friends are:
As Makeshift as We Are

What's the weather like:
Vapour Trails

Favorite time of day:
The Darkest One

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
The Drop-Off

What is life to you:
Emergency

Your last relationship:
The Lonely End of the Rink

Your fear:
Fire in the hole

What is the best advice you have to give:
The Kids Don't Get It

Thought for the Day:
Love is a First

How I would like to die:
Frozen in my Tracks

My soul's present condition:
The Exact Feeling (?)

Most Faithful Companion:
Eldorado

My motto:
Don't wake daddy

[sean.bonner]

Are you male or female?: Wheat King
Describe yourself: So Hard Done By
How do you feel?: Scared
Describe where you currently live: Greasy Jungle
If you could go anywhere, where would you go?: Montreal
Your favourite form of transportation: Eldorado
Your best friend is: No Threat
What's the weather like?: A Beautiful Thing
Favourite time of day: Another Midnight
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?: In View
Your last relationship was with: (not) Cordelia
Your fear: The Drop-Off
What is the best advice you have to give?: Heaven Is A Better Place Today
How would you like to die?: Yawning... or Snarling.
I didn't read everybody's. Hopefully I didn't steal some answers. Woo hoo! that killed 5 minutes at work.

[VioletLite]

Ha. Lame but fun:

Are you a male or female?
We are the Same

Hehe yeah it is lame. Interesting take on gender there, though

[fingernailsonhull]

Bonner, sweet avatar.

[Hammer]

Are you male or female?: Escape Is At Hand for the Travelling Man

Describe yourself: Put It Off

How do you feel?: All Tore Up

Describe where you currently live: Small Town Bringdown

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?: Springtime In Vienna

Your favourite form of transportation: Locked In The Trunk Of A Car

Your best friend is: The Dark Canuck

What's the weather like?: Nautical Disaster

Favourite time of day: It Can't Be Nashville Every Night

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?: Looking For A Place To Happen

Your last relationship was with: She Didn't Know

Your fear: Last Night I Dreamed You Didn't Love Me

What is the best advice you have to give?: Use It Up

How would you like to die?: Pretend

[BrenTheodore]

How I would like to die:
Gus: The Polar Bear from Central Park

Good one. :thumb:
Good late night laugh.

[Smokey]

Are you male or female?: SHE DIDNT KNOW

Describe yourself: VAPOUR TRAILS

How do you feel?: 38 YEARS OLD

Describe where you currently live: LOCKED IN THE TRUNK OF A CAR

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?: The Lonely End of the Rink

Your favourite form of transportation: ELDORADO

Your best friend is: GUS: The Polar Bear from Central Park

What's the weather like?: The DARKEST ONE

Favourite time of day: DONT WAKE DADDY

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?: SHERPA

Your last relationship was with: Another Midnight

Your fear: 700 FT Ceiling

What is the best advice you have to give?: THE RULES

How would you like to die?: PUT IT OFF

[SoylentGreg]

Hahah, i'm actually posting the one I got on Facebook and did a while ago:

1. Are you a male or female:
I'm a Werewolf, Baby

2. Describe yourself:
Yawning or Snarling

3. How do you feel about yourself:
Yer Not the Ocean

4. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend:
The Bastard

5. Describe your current boy/girl situation:
A Beautiful Thing

6. Describe your current location:
On the Verge

7. Describe where you want to be:
Train Overnight

8. Your best friend is:
Thugs

9. Your favorite color is:
Silver Jet

10. You know that:
It Can't Be Nashville Every Night

12. If your life was a television show what would it be called:
Looking For A Place To Happen

13. What is life to you:
Music at Work

14. What is the best advice you have to give:
It's a Good Life if You Don't Weaken

[Chris Tanz]

Are you male or female?: SHE DIDNT KNOW

The only reason I was going to participate was to use this one! Ruiner!

Well played.

CT

[VioletLite]

Are you male or female?: SHE DIDNT KNOW

The only reason I was going to participate was to use this one! Ruiner!

Well played.

CT

Bugger. I was looking forward to your wit on this thread, Chris

[Chris Tanz]

^ how can I say no to that?!

Are you male or female?: I'M A WEREWOLF, BABY

Describe yourself: THE LAST OF THE UNPLUCKED GEMS

How do you feel?: ULTRA MUNDANE

Describe where you currently live: In the same province as ... BOBCAYGEON

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?: (YOU'RE) EVERYWHERE

Your favourite form of transportation: TRAIN OVERNIGHT

Your best friend is: THE BASTARD

What's the weather like?: BLACK DAY IN JULY

Favourite time of day: NIGHT IS FORGETTING

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?: It's not on TV anymore, but ... THE WHEREWITHAL

Your last relationship was with: SHARKS

Your fear: EVERYTIME YOU GO

What is the best advice you have to give?: I'LL BELIEVE IN YOU (OR I'LL BE LEAVING YOU TONIGHT)

How would you like to die?: PROBLEM BEARS

Thought for the Day: THE KIDS DON'T GET IT

My soul's present condition: ON THE VERGE

Most Faithful Companion: THE BEAR [I call my son "The Bear", so there's my one non whimsical answer]

My motto: HONEY, PLEASE

ct

[Shane Kroeker]

Good thread idea! It seems though that most of the options are running out. That being said, in an effort to revitalize the thread, we should open up entries to include any Lyrics that appear in Hip songs (not just song titles). I think some 'basers could get really creative with it!

[Chris Tanz]

Good thread idea! It seems though that most of the options are running out. That being said, in an effort to revitalize the thread, we should open up entries to include any Lyrics that appear in Hip songs (not just song titles). I think some 'basers could get really creative with it!

In that case, I fear a DEFANGED DESTROYER, and I would like to die OF VANITY. You ask me if I'm male or female? I will tell you one thing for certain, I'M NOT CORDELIA.

ct