I thought this was pretty funny. I saw it posted on Facebook over the weekend with a different band's name and I KNOW some folks on here will provide a few laughs with their answers
The idea is to only provide answers with Hip song titles and not repeat any. It's harder than you think.
Here we go:
Are you male or female?: Coffee Girl
Describe yourself: I'm a werewolf, baby
How do you feel?: Luv (sic)
Describe where you currently live: Cemetery side road
If you could go anywhere, where would you go?: Toronto #4
Your favourite form of transportation: Silver Jet
Your best friend is: Opiated
What's the weather like?: On the verge
Favourite time of day: Morning Moon
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?: Freak Turbulence
Your last relationship was with: An inch an hour
Your fear: Last night I dreamed you didn't love me
What is the best advice you have to give?: It can't be Nashville every night
How would you like to die?: Fully Completely
Mine was boring but you get the idea.....
Are you a male or female?
Escape is at hand for the travellin man.
Describe yourself:
Emporor Penguin
How do you feel:
All Tore Up
Describe where you currently live:
Titanic Terrarium
If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Springtime in Vienna
Your favorite form of transportation:
Locked in the Trunk of a Car
Your best friend is:
Coffee Girl
You and your best friends are:
The Last of the Unplucked Gems
What's the weather like:
Trickle Down
Favorite time of day:
My Music At Work
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
The Bastard
What is life to you:
Inevitability of Death
Your last relationship:
The Kids Don't Get It
Your fear:
Nautical Disaster
What is the best advice you have to give:
Yer Not the Ocean
Thought for the Day:
It Can't Be Nashville Every Night
How I would like to die:
Gus: The Polar Bear from Central Park
My soul's present condition:
Yawning or snarling
Most Faithful Companion:
Cordelia
My motto:
It's A Good Life If You Don't Weaken
Ha. Lame but fun:
Are you a male or female?
We are the Same
Describe yourself:
Wheat King
How do you feel:
38 years old
Describe where you currently live:
Greasy Jungle
If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
One night in Copenhagen
Your favorite form of transportation:
Fly
Your best friend is:
Pretend
You and your best friends are:
As Makeshift as We Are
What's the weather like:
Vapour Trails
Favorite time of day:
The Darkest One
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
The Drop-Off
What is life to you:
Emergency
Your last relationship:
The Lonely End of the Rink
Your fear:
Fire in the hole
What is the best advice you have to give:
The Kids Don't Get It
Thought for the Day:
Love is a First
How I would like to die:
Frozen in my Tracks
My soul's present condition:
The Exact Feeling (?)
Most Faithful Companion:
Eldorado
My motto:
Don't wake daddy
Are you male or female?: Wheat King
Describe yourself: So Hard Done By
How do you feel?: Scared
Describe where you currently live: Greasy Jungle
If you could go anywhere, where would you go?: Montreal
Your favourite form of transportation: Eldorado
Your best friend is: No Threat
What's the weather like?: A Beautiful Thing
Favourite time of day: Another Midnight
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?: In View
Your last relationship was with: (not) Cordelia
Your fear: The Drop-Off
What is the best advice you have to give?: Heaven Is A Better Place Today
How would you like to die?: Yawning... or Snarling.
I didn't read everybody's. Hopefully I didn't steal some answers. Woo hoo! that killed 5 minutes at work.
krip Wrote:Ha. Lame but fun:
Are you a male or female?
We are the Same
Hehe yeah it is lame. Interesting take on gender there, though
Are you male or female?: Escape Is At Hand for the Travelling Man
Describe yourself: Put It Off
How do you feel?: All Tore Up
Describe where you currently live: Small Town Bringdown
If you could go anywhere, where would you go?: Springtime In Vienna
Your favourite form of transportation: Locked In The Trunk Of A Car
Your best friend is: The Dark Canuck
What's the weather like?: Nautical Disaster
Favourite time of day: It Can't Be Nashville Every Night
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?: Looking For A Place To Happen
Your last relationship was with: She Didn't Know
Your fear: Last Night I Dreamed You Didn't Love Me
What is the best advice you have to give?: Use It Up
How would you like to die?: Pretend
The Travellin Man Wrote:How I would like to die:
Gus: The Polar Bear from Central Park
Good one. :thumb:
Good late night laugh.
Are you male or female?: SHE DIDNT KNOW
Describe yourself: VAPOUR TRAILS
How do you feel?: 38 YEARS OLD
Describe where you currently live: LOCKED IN THE TRUNK OF A CAR
If you could go anywhere, where would you go?: The Lonely End of the Rink
Your favourite form of transportation: ELDORADO
Your best friend is: GUS: The Polar Bear from Central Park
What's the weather like?: The DARKEST ONE
Favourite time of day: DONT WAKE DADDY
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?: SHERPA
Your last relationship was with: Another Midnight
Your fear: 700 FT Ceiling
What is the best advice you have to give?: THE RULES
How would you like to die?: PUT IT OFF
Hahah, i'm actually posting the one I got on Facebook and did a while ago:
1. Are you a male or female:
I'm a Werewolf, Baby
2. Describe yourself:
Yawning or Snarling
3. How do you feel about yourself:
Yer Not the Ocean
4. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend:
The Bastard
5. Describe your current boy/girl situation:
A Beautiful Thing
6. Describe your current location:
On the Verge
7. Describe where you want to be:
Train Overnight
8. Your best friend is:
Thugs
9. Your favorite color is:
Silver Jet
10. You know that:
It Can't Be Nashville Every Night
12. If your life was a television show what would it be called:
Looking For A Place To Happen
13. What is life to you:
Music at Work
14. What is the best advice you have to give:
It's a Good Life if You Don't Weaken
Smokey Wrote:Are you male or female?: SHE DIDNT KNOW
The only reason I was going to participate was to use this one! Ruiner!
Well played.
CT
Chris Tanz Wrote:Smokey Wrote:Are you male or female?: SHE DIDNT KNOW
The only reason I was going to participate was to use this one! Ruiner!
Well played.
CT
Bugger. I was looking forward to your wit on this thread, Chris
^ how can I say no to that?!
Are you male or female?: I'M A WEREWOLF, BABY
Describe yourself: THE LAST OF THE UNPLUCKED GEMS
How do you feel?: ULTRA MUNDANE
Describe where you currently live: In the same province as ... BOBCAYGEON
If you could go anywhere, where would you go?: (YOU'RE) EVERYWHERE
Your favourite form of transportation: TRAIN OVERNIGHT
Your best friend is: THE BASTARD
What's the weather like?: BLACK DAY IN JULY
Favourite time of day: NIGHT IS FORGETTING
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?: It's not on TV anymore, but ... THE WHEREWITHAL
Your last relationship was with: SHARKS
Your fear: EVERYTIME YOU GO
What is the best advice you have to give?: I'LL BELIEVE IN YOU (OR I'LL BE LEAVING YOU TONIGHT)
How would you like to die?: PROBLEM BEARS
Thought for the Day: THE KIDS DON'T GET IT
My soul's present condition: ON THE VERGE
Most Faithful Companion: THE BEAR [I call my son "The Bear", so there's my one non whimsical answer]
My motto: HONEY, PLEASE
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Good thread idea! It seems though that most of the options are running out. That being said, in an effort to revitalize the thread, we should open up entries to include any Lyrics that appear in Hip songs (not just song titles). I think some 'basers could get really creative with it!
Shane Kroeker Wrote:Good thread idea! It seems though that most of the options are running out. That being said, in an effort to revitalize the thread, we should open up entries to include any Lyrics that appear in Hip songs (not just song titles). I think some 'basers could get really creative with it!
In that case, I fear a DEFANGED DESTROYER, and I would like to die OF VANITY. You ask me if I'm male or female? I will tell you one thing for certain, I'M NOT CORDELIA.
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