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ShamWow Pitchman, Arrested For Battering Hooker
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03-27-2009, 08:27 PM
ShamWow Pitchman, Arrested For Battering Hooker
The Smoking Gun | March 27, 2009

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ShamWow pitchman Vince Shlomi was arrested on felony battery charges in Miami last month following a violent encounter with a hooker, according to The Smoking Gun:

Shlomi told cops he paid [Sasha] Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit...notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face.... After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the [hotel] lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse.

Harris is reportedly considering a lawsuit against Shlomi, though prosecutors "declined to file formal charges" against him.
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03-27-2009, 08:42 PM
who kisses a hooker??

:what
Imagine a world before the "beginning was the word.”
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03-27-2009, 10:57 PM
Lizard King Wrote:who kisses a hooker??

:what

Somebody with a herpes fetish.
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03-27-2009, 11:23 PM
Why does this need its own thread?????
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03-28-2009, 10:55 AM
laliber Wrote:Why does this need its own thread?????

:lol:
I will not give up. My face is set,my gait is fast,my goal is heaven,my road is narrow,my way is rough,my companions are few,my guide is reliable,my mission is clear. I cannot be bought,compromised,detoured,lured away,turned back,diluted or delayed. I will not flinch in the face of sacrifice,hesitate in the presence of adversity,negotiate at the table of the enemy,ponder at the pool of popularity,or meander in the maze of mediocrity. I will not give up,shut up or slow down....Blessed Be!
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03-28-2009, 11:37 AM
[Image: 0327092sham1awm.jpg]
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03-28-2009, 02:09 PM
He could have mopped all that up with one Sham Wow! In real time too!
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03-29-2009, 10:52 AM
I know that your mugshot generally isn't going to be the greatest picture ever captured of you, but this one makes Gary Busey's look like a DaVinci masterpiece.

Take a look at his promo pic at the top of this thread and then check out his Mug. Either they layer massive amounts of cake on his face before turning on the Sham Wow lights or this guy is suffering from some sort of rapid degeneration disease.
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03-29-2009, 04:11 PM
that's one pimpin' jacket sham-dude's got
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03-29-2009, 08:25 PM
NegPhil Wrote:Shlomi told cops he paid [Sasha] Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex."

They're paying that guy way too much.
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03-30-2009, 08:02 AM
I saw an infomercial with him pitching...wait for it...the Slap Chop!

<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs</a><!-- m -->
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03-30-2009, 08:30 PM
Reminds me of the Dell dude. Replace the hooker with Marijuana.

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I need 2 Kingston Tickets, please help.
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03-30-2009, 09:47 PM
VioletlightHeron Wrote:I saw an infomercial with him pitching...wait for it...the Slap Chop!

<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs</a><!-- m -->

He's got some great lines in that one
"You're gonna love my nuts!"
and my particular favourite
"The reason you're gonna slap away all day, is cause it's so easy to clean!" :lol:
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04-02-2009, 02:42 PM
He looks like he's wearing a hospital gown under that jacket! Jeez, he's a train wreck!
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05-26-2009, 12:43 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dbd_1243026079&p=1
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