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ShamWow Pitchman, Arrested For Battering Hooker - NegPhil - 03-27-2009

ShamWow Pitchman, Arrested For Battering Hooker
The Smoking Gun | March 27, 2009



ShamWow pitchman Vince Shlomi was arrested on felony battery charges in Miami last month following a violent encounter with a hooker, according to The Smoking Gun:

Shlomi told cops he paid [Sasha] Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit...notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face.... After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the [hotel] lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse.

Harris is reportedly considering a lawsuit against Shlomi, though prosecutors "declined to file formal charges" against him.

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Re: ShamWow Pitchman, Arrested For Battering Hooker - Lizard King - 03-27-2009

who kisses a hooker??

:what

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Re: ShamWow Pitchman, Arrested For Battering Hooker - mojo_mattv - 03-27-2009

Lizard King Wrote:who kisses a hooker??

:what

Somebody with a herpes fetish.

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Re: ShamWow Pitchman, Arrested For Battering Hooker - laliber - 03-27-2009

Why does this need its own thread?????

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Re: ShamWow Pitchman, Arrested For Battering Hooker - Summiteer - 03-28-2009

laliber Wrote:Why does this need its own thread?????

:lol:

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Re: ShamWow Pitchman, Arrested For Battering Hooker - emperor penguin - 03-28-2009

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Re: ShamWow Pitchman, Arrested For Battering Hooker - tth_fan - 03-28-2009

He could have mopped all that up with one Sham Wow! In real time too!

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Re: ShamWow Pitchman, Arrested For Battering Hooker - robert goulet - 03-29-2009

I know that your mugshot generally isn't going to be the greatest picture ever captured of you, but this one makes Gary Busey's look like a DaVinci masterpiece.

Take a look at his promo pic at the top of this thread and then check out his Mug. Either they layer massive amounts of cake on his face before turning on the Sham Wow lights or this guy is suffering from some sort of rapid degeneration disease.

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Re: ShamWow Pitchman, Arrested For Battering Hooker - dannya2 - 03-29-2009

that's one pimpin' jacket sham-dude's got

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Re: ShamWow Pitchman, Arrested For Battering Hooker - skippy the wonder dog - 03-29-2009

NegPhil Wrote:Shlomi told cops he paid [Sasha] Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex."

They're paying that guy way too much.

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Re: ShamWow Pitchman, Arrested For Battering Hooker - VioletlightHeron - 03-30-2009

I saw an infomercial with him pitching...wait for it...the Slap Chop!

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Re: ShamWow Pitchman, Arrested For Battering Hooker - mrlayance - 03-30-2009

Reminds me of the Dell dude. Replace the hooker with Marijuana.

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Re: ShamWow Pitchman, Arrested For Battering Hooker - mojo_mattv - 03-30-2009

VioletlightHeron Wrote:I saw an infomercial with him pitching...wait for it...the Slap Chop!

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He's got some great lines in that one
"You're gonna love my nuts!"
and my particular favourite
"The reason you're gonna slap away all day, is cause it's so easy to clean!" :lol:

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Re: ShamWow Pitchman, Arrested For Battering Hooker - trevor - 04-02-2009

He looks like he's wearing a hospital gown under that jacket! Jeez, he's a train wreck!

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Re: ShamWow Pitchman, Arrested For Battering Hooker - Billy - 05-26-2009

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dbd_1243026079&p=1

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