[NegPhil]

Well well well. It seems the powers that be have seen fit to promote me to Moderator. A most wise decision.

The last time I held a moderator position I received a neon orange sash and a healthy supply of hall passes. Sure, I ended up going all "Bobby Brady" on a fourth grader (that's "grade four" for my Canadian friends) but that little punk had it coming.

Speaking of little punks. I'll have no more of this picking on young Sean Bonner every other day. My first official act as moderator is to decree Bonner bashing a daily obligation.

Second. More lists. Who doesn't love a good list.

Third. About these useless polls. We need at least 50% more useless polls. Lizardkid, why don't you get on that.

Oh yeah, Lizardkid. Consider yourself moderated son.

Fourth. O.k. I don't actually have a fourth decree. I'm thinking something involving Opiated, The Horrible Esthete and Skippy The Wonder Dog engaging in a ritualistic Battle Royal but I haven't work out all the details yet. I'll get back to y'all with that one.

I'll be expecting my sash in the post.

That is all for now.

Your benevolent Moderator,
Negative Phil

[cochise]

I say we have a poll to see if you and I are the only ones who get the Brady Bunch reference.......... :oops:

[SoylentGreg]

fuck you I won't do what 'cha tell me

[MattyM]

I say we have a poll to see if you and I are the only ones who get the Brady Bunch reference.......... :oops:

it flew straight over the heads of the UK posters here...


Congrats on the modship though NegPhil :thumb:

be gentle...

[NegPhil]

The Brady Bunch
LAW AND DISORDER
12 January 1973 Season 4, Episode 8


Bobby learns there's more to being safety monitor than enforcing the rules when he takes on the responsibility at school. In the process of annoying classmates and angering his siblings (because he carries over his "authority" at home), Bobby learns a hard lesson about power, discretion and responsibility ... especially when he winds up having to save a classmate's kitten from a dilapidated house.


I considered riffing on the word moderator but soon found the Ecumenical Reformation totally unfunny and lacking obscure television references.

[Lizard King]

THIS POST HAS BEEN MODERATED

[sean.bonner]

yay another moderator, just what we needed, boner must of whined to teacher he was getting picked on too much. :roll:

Or maybe its from all the trolls we've been getting, its been real bad lately, threads getting locked all over the place!

hmm yah ok.. :?

The main reason was that alot of the Mods don't visit the site anymore. I think a few of the mods were here, not because they were die-hard hipfans, but because they were Lance's friend and wanted to land a helping hand to his site.
The past couple nights there been lots of Spam on the site... for example, I visited the site three nights ago... and there was a thread about the wonders of Cialis and how it combated this guys erectile disfunction in every single forum section. (Yes, I know I'm setting myself up for another joke). You will see maybe three other new mods as the week goes on.

[tommygunn]

The Brady Bunch
LAW AND DISORDER
12 January 1973 Season 4, Episode 8


Bobby learns there's more to being safety monitor than enforcing the rules when he takes on the responsibility at school. In the process of annoying classmates and angering his siblings (because he carries over his "authority" at home), Bobby learns a hard lesson about power, discretion and responsibility ... especially when he winds up having to save a classmate's kitten from a dilapidated house.


I considered riffing on the word moderator but soon found the Ecumenical Reformation totally unfunny and lacking obscure television references.

No offense, but that's pretty nerdy to know the date, season, episode, and plot summary off the top of your head like that. :lol:

:?

[Lizard King]

Third. About these useless polls. We need at least 50% more useless polls. Lizardkid, why don't you get on that.

Oh yeah, Lizardkid. Consider yourself moderated son.

I hope you have a sense of humor unlike boner.

you want useless polls eh, i can flood the forum with endless polls if thats what you want..be careful what you ask for.

as for being moderated, if thats what being moderated is..im unimpressed, if thats the best you got your pathetic old man.

:lol:

btw im not a kid, im actually 30..but compared to your age i probably seem like a kid so its ok.

[Lizard King]

THIS POST HAS BEEN MODERATED

Or maybe its from all the trolls we've been getting, its been real bad lately, threads getting locked all over the place!

hmm yah ok.. :?

And to whichever one of you changed my post , I hope this isnt the way its going to be from now on, otherwise this place is really going to suck.

If you want me to leave why dont you just ask nicely?

[skippy the wonder dog]

... and there was a thread about the wonders of Cialis and how it combated this guys erectile disfunction in every single forum section.

Do you mean there was a thread in every single forum section re the wonders of Cialis, etc., or are you suggesting that this unfortunate individual suffered from erectile disfunction in every single forum section?

I demand more precise writing from our moderators.

On that note, LK, I suggest a new poll: Cialis or Viagra?

[NegPhil]

Oh man, my first moderation and I already pulled a Bobby.

Sorry Lizardkid. I guess I went a little power mad. I promise only to use my powers for good from now on.

Please don't leave.

[Lizard King]

On that note, LK, I suggest a new poll: Cialis or Viagra?

Good idea skip, after all its what OldPhil wanted.

[NegPhil]

I prefer Viagra. It gives everything a groovy blue haze plus it makes me John Thomas stand at attention.

Mrs. Phil likes a good poll every now and again if you know what I mean.

[Lizard King]

Mrs. Phil likes a good poll every now and again if you know what I mean.

Im sure the mailman would agree.