[Lizard King]

If you play "Glass Onion" backwards is says that Paul is actually the Walrus.

i knew it.

[giller]

Chuck is likely packing heat, whereas Paul is packing nothing but smokes.

[Gunn]

Paul once ate four 72oz steaks in an hour. He spent the first 55 minutes, boning the waitress.


He also took a trip to the Virgin Islands. They are now simply known as The Islands.

[Chris Tanz]

Paul once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

ct

[gambler]

There is a direct proportion between the distance Paul will move on the stage during a song and his familiarity with the song. Next show you see, check it out. New stuff - there might as well be glue on the stage. Phantom Power era stuff might warrant a step or two. An oldie like Courage or NOIS, watch out - he might stray five feet from his spot. I wonder if that's why Gordie used to call him the Rock...

[sherpa]

If you play Little Bones backwards you can hear Paul saying "I buried myself"

[laliber]

Mystery Solved : Crop Circles result when Paul stops the tour bus (telepathically) between gigs to take a piss


...and after consuming an entire barrel of Single Malt

[Shane Kroeker]

Paul doesn't beat a dead horse.
A dead horse beats itself when Paul is near...

[ikky99]

Best. Thread. Ever!

[sherpa]

Paul shits gold nuggets and diamonds.

He also owns owns a unicorn.

[BrenTheodore]

Paul once ate four 72oz steaks in an hour. He spent the first 55 minutes, boning the waitress.


He also took a trip to the Virgin Islands. They are now simply known as The Islands.

Those are some fan-f*****-tastic quotes! :lol:

[Tthip]

Forget Dre or Snoop - Paul is the real OG.

[sherpa]

Forget Dre or Snoop - Paul is the real OG.

notice that Paul is about a foot taller than that dude beside him - you could fit that skinny little bass playing dude inside Paul.

[thebends]

A rare picture of Paul's first fans standing in homage.

[thebends]

Paul continues to astonish by taking first prize 20 years in a row in the prestigious AKI.