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Its a tough call...
Anyone know any good Paul Facts?
I heard Paul's watch doesnt have numbers, it just says 'time to kick ass'
Imagine a world before the "beginning was the word.”
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Two of Paul's favorite quotes are
To kick ass or to kickass: that is the question and I kickass therefore I kick ass
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Paul doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Paul throws down!
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Paul pajamas!
There is no such thing as global warming. Paul was cold, so he turned the sun up.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Paul.
Paul does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
In a fight between Batman and Chuck Norris, the winner would be Paul.
Paul can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
Paul doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Paul knows the last digit of pi.
For Paul, every street is "one way". HIS WAY
The active ingredient in Red Bull is Paul's sweat.
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Paul doesn't give out Christmas presents. If Paul lets you live until Christmas, that's your present.
Paul can kill two stones with one bird.
Every time Paul downloads a song, iTunes pays HIM 99 cents.
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A few other little known facts...
He's so magnetic; he is unable to carry credit cards.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
He lives vicariously....through himself.
He can speak French, in English.
His reputation is expanding, faster than the universe.
Police often question him, just because he kicks ass.
He’s a lover not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.
He never says something tastes like chicken, even chicken.
When he gets tired of bad weather, he changes it.
I stole this from a Dos Equis hockey card
"we've only got three hundred feet to go ..."
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Paul is the Patron Saint of Kick Ass
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Paul's kicking ass in the poll too....not that im surprised since he does it for a living.
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Paul graduated Validictorian of the school of Hard Knocks, and I heard he majored in kicking ass!!!
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Here's a fun fact that no one knew before:
On Sept. 9/09 Gord said that Paul was his father! He said not to tell anyone, but I could no longer keep this a secret. After they finished up the song, Downie added "Good song Dad!". Funny Stuff. :lol:
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I scared him when he arrived at union station for the 02 hummingbird shows. 'Hey, see you tonight" got me a look of "WHAT THE F???"
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Paul's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Paul counted to infinity - twice.
Paul can slam a revolving door.
Paul's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; No-one fools Paul.
Paul can speak Braille.
Once a cobra bit Paul's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When Paul exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Paul doesn't use pick up lines, he simply says, "Now".
Paul has the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1991 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a "Get out of jail free" Monopoly card, a 2 of Clubs, 7 of Spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
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NegPhil Wrote:Paul has the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1991 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a "Get out of jail free" Monopoly card, a 2 of Clubs, 7 of Spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
love that one :lol:
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NegPhil Wrote:Paul's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; No-one fools Paul.
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All I'm hearin' is youuuuuuuu
