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This board is a sausage fest!
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PRINCESS Wrote:If your girl is open to things she THINKS she hates then anything can happen.
Now that opens up a whole different discussion right there!!
My wife puts up with most of the music I listen to, but has never claimed to hate it.
I put up with her Shania Twain episode, and hardly took the piss at all ;-)
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Try this:
Cue up Road Apples. Once the opening riff to Little Bones starts, follow this procedure:
1. Grab a large bottle of ________ and pour it all over her ________.
2. Tie her ________ to the ________ and make her ________ as you ________ around the ________ with your _______ in a _________.
3. Apply a thin layer of ________ in and around her ________ until you can ________ your ________ in her ________. Repeat this process using her ________ and your ________, if so desired.
4. After wiping the ________ of her ________, grasp her ________ as you gently ________ her ________. Be sure not to ________ her with your ________.
5. If you really want to ________ her ________, grab a few pieces of ________, a tube of warm ________, and a pair of stainless steel ________. Dip the ________ in the ________ and secure the ________ snugly around her ________ while you jam a rubber ________ up her ________. Chicks always dig that.
6. Once she is ________ than a ________ on a ________, straddle her ________ and ________ that filthy ________ 'til your ________ is as ________ as a Guatamalan ________; and just when she's about to ________, pull your ________ out of her ________ and ________ all over her ________ and ________.
The next day, she will suddenly adore The Hip (especially Road Apples).
Trust me on that one.
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Jenna_Bird Wrote:elliot g Wrote:Jenna_Bird Wrote:Begin a lengthy e-maill exchange with one of the girls on hipbase.
You mean THE girl on hipbase. message boards don't get much maler.
Hrmmm.
I consider Lynette of the female persuasion and certainly the first lady of Hipbase.
Though, I do sort of get what you're saying...it is a tad male dominated 'round these here parts.
-Jenna
What about Wendy? :lol:
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My girlfriend isn't too keen on the hip either. But she doesn't go out of her way to make that known. Different musical tastes are obviously the norm...for every 1 strong musical preference that people share, there are probably 10 that they don't. May as well get used to it
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You know what's insidious? My husband claimed to love the Hip while we were dating. We went to concerts together. We screamed our lungs out together. He promised me that it would always be thus. It was a beautiful thing.
Now I can't get the SOB out of the house to a show to save my life. I still go, but he doesn't go with me.
And you know what? You can't sue for breach of promise anymore.
So, be happy that your girlfriend is upfront and cultivate friends who will go to shows with you.
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My girlfriend loves The Hip... I was damn surprised when we started dating to hear her tell me they are one of her favorite bands... *score*
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The HIP are the ONLY band I like that my wife will listen to. Sh'e been to 3 shows with me. She even has some of my HIP CD's in her car!