[Stephen Dame]

We made light of it after. Jen and I decided not to tell anybody else in our gang what had happened. I was really concerned that my hand would still stink of the good stuff. So, we figured we'd keep it quiet, and if anybody said "did somebody fart?" on the way home, we'd know I was still carrying the evidence.

Luckily, nobody mentioned it. But we did have some fun with our goodbye's: "have a good night... and stay outta shit!"

I should add that it was dark by this point, and with all the attention focused on the stage, it wouldn't be hard to get two buddies to cover you while you negotiated the release of the brown hostages with some inter-intestinal bargaining... against a public fence.

And my search for the culrpit shouldn't be too hard... how many people eat corn at a concert?

[Zenith]

We made light of it after. Jen and I decided not to tell anybody else in our gang what had happened. I was really concerned that my hand would still stink of the good stuff.

You didn't 'Stink Palm' anyone then?

[HipFan1]

"Sayyyy.. Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?" cratch:

[Zenith]

"Sayyyy.. Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?" cratch:

"Well, if it isn't my neigh-bour..."

[direwolf74]

it wouldn't be hard to get two buddies to cover you while you negotiated the release of the brown hostages with some inter-intestinal bargaining...

LOL!

:lol:

[sean.bonner]

And my search for the culrpit shouldn't be too hard... how many people eat corn at a concert?

That comment made my afternoon. You need some sick humour once in a while.

[IMissMyLungBob]

We made light of it after. Jen and I decided not to tell anybody else in our gang what had happened. I was really concerned that my hand would still stink of the good stuff. So, we figured we'd keep it quiet, and if anybody said "did somebody fart?" on the way home, we'd know I was still carrying the evidence.

Luckily, nobody mentioned it. But we did have some fun with our goodbye's: "have a good night... and stay outta shit!"

I should add that it was dark by this point, and with all the attention focused on the stage, it wouldn't be hard to get two buddies to cover you while you negotiated the release of the brown hostages with some inter-intestinal bargaining... against a public fence.

And my search for the culrpit shouldn't be too hard... how many people eat corn at a concert?

Man that's terrible luck but you sure tell a hilarious story. negotiating the release of the brown hostages, oh man, too funny :lol:

[rivsy]

We made light of it after. Jen and I decided not to tell anybody else in our gang what had happened. I was really concerned that my hand would still stink of the good stuff. So, we figured we'd keep it quiet, and if anybody said "did somebody fart?" on the way home, we'd know I was still carrying the evidence.

Luckily, nobody mentioned it. But we did have some fun with our goodbye's: "have a good night... and stay outta shit!"

I should add that it was dark by this point, and with all the attention focused on the stage, it wouldn't be hard to get two buddies to cover you while you negotiated the release of the brown hostages with some inter-intestinal bargaining... against a public fence.

And my search for the culrpit shouldn't be too hard... how many people eat corn at a concert?

this whole thread is hillarious...by the way...last year there was actually a corn on the cob vendor, so you're search would have been much more complicated

[arseface88]

Yeah, actually as I recall quite a lot of women were relieving themselves by the fence instead of waiting in line for the portajohns. At one point, there was even a line to go up against the fence, which we thought was the exit when we were initially trying to get out after the show. Really pretty weird. Incredible show though.

[sgryzko]

Haha yeah sorry I laughed at your misfortune too. But sorry to hear that someone would do that.