[vicariousmartyr]

I have no idea why I made this, but here's the result of ten minutes with a "text to speech" program:

http://www.badnewsonline.com/downloads/T...ivorce.wma

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Dude....that is the funniest damn thing.... sweet jesus, that is beautiful....im dying....oh, the hilarity....

That is just priceless....you're my new favourite board member

[chancellor]

thats some great stuff,

[tigerthelion]

:thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[grooveless touque]

Looks like whatever Britney's got is contagious, and I don't mean the crabs. This just in, hot and stinking, fresh out of the horse's ass:

Paris Hilton is ready to make tracks in the music world.

After recently completing FOX's upcoming, "Simple Life 3: Interns," MTV.com reports that the hotel heiress will soon begin work on her debut album.

"I need to be in the studio, like, tomorrow," Hilton said over the weekend at her "Welcome Back" party at the bar Bungalow 8.

Hilton was supposed to begin working on the set several months ago with producer Lil Jon, but got caught up filming her movie "Pledge This!"

She's since asked him to rework the track "That's Hot."

"It's hot, but it's more like for Lil' Kim, and I told him to make it more like me," she said.

Hilton is also planning to team up with the Black Eyed Peas to write a song, the network says.