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Watch out Gord! Here comes Britney - Tthip - 11-15-2004

Britney Spears has decided to try poetry

A meal, a shower and some ice cream/Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean!”

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- Jenna_Bird - 11-15-2004

:roll: I am frightened that what she writes will actually be published. At least the article makes light of the situation, Frost she ain't indeed.

-Jenna

- cferneyh - 11-15-2004

Rhyming "cream" and "mean"? Good for Britney!

- Lizard King - 11-15-2004

Im soooooo sick of this piece of trash, now she's a poet, I wonder who she got to write it for her? From the sound of it some 8 year old. Tongue

- cferneyh - 11-15-2004

LizardKing51 Wrote:Im soooooo sick of this piece of trash, now she's a poet, I wonder who she got to write it for her? From the sound of it some 8 year old. Tongue

You should apologize to all 8 year olds. Most of 'em can do better than that. :lol:

- chancellor - 11-15-2004

shes got some poetic talent for sure

- grooveless touque - 11-15-2004

The only talent she has cost $2,000 per breast

Paradoxically, as she tries to break into high artistic altitudes, she's starting to look more and more like Ricky's next girlfriend on the Trailer Park Boys...

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- cferneyh - 11-18-2004

Here's a full poem. Just try not to laugh, my Hipbase friends.

A honeymoon at last, to get away from it all
My assistant Fe gave me the call.

I remember it well, as she was smilin'
She said it was called Turtle Island.

I packed my bags light and quick,
Then grabbed my pink dress & favorite lipstick.

We hopped on a plane and took our flight
I slept really well, all through the night.

As we arrive, I turn and look out the door,
People are greeting us right at the shore.

A meal, a shower and some ice cream
Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean!

Magical nights filled with stars
Silence is golden, no running cars.

Private dinners, romantic fires
Little piece of heaven, whatever your heart desires.

Friendly "hellos" and never goodbyes
When you're having fun, oh, how time flies!

As we sit and prepare to make our part
I thank you, Turtle Island, with all my heart!

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- Jenna_Bird - 11-18-2004

There needs to be an emoticon to express :retch:. If that is *ever* published, I will have lost all faith in writing.

-Jenna

- beanmedic - 11-18-2004

THAT'S TERRIBLE

- chancellor - 11-18-2004

my 7 year old cousin can write a better poem than that. Definitely shows you who writes her songs.

- K-Town Lassie - 11-18-2004

Is it just me or is everybody nauseous?

- chancellor - 11-18-2004

she is definitely trying really hard to rhyme, all and call, stars and cars, and door and shore,

nothing like "f*ck this and f*ck that" with diplomat or lack and audidact.

maybe downie is the weird one and everyone should be writing like brittney.

- prz - 11-18-2004

She is turning out to be a real special prize isnt she. I wonder how long till she hits rock bottom.

- skippy the wonder dog - 11-18-2004

Kill me now, before I retch.
Britney is a useless bitch.

She writes "poems" that do not scan
in stupid couplets, poetic Spam,

packaged, processed, canned and more.
Jesus Christ! A metaphor!

Holy shit, I tossed this off
in half the time it takes to cough

and it has more artistic merit
than she could dream of or inherit.

(Pretty slick that; I'll take a bow
and wrap this silly crap up now.)

Anyway: kill me now, before I retch.
Britney is a useless bitch.