12-11-2003, 07:22 AM
O god no, It should have pants on! But than again maybe it wouldn't be as funny. :lol:
Funny jokes...
01-13-2004, 06:40 PM
The Republican National Party is thinking of changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The reason for this is that a condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today. This is because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you're getting screwed.
:mrgreen:
:mrgreen:
01-21-2004, 05:59 AM
A Before And After Scene
This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man (not quite ready for slumber) leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."
The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face.
Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"
No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy bitch."
:x :lol:
This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man (not quite ready for slumber) leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."
The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face.
Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"
No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy bitch."
:x :lol:
hock: :rambo: :lol:
01-22-2004, 11:41 AM
01-28-2004, 11:22 AM
Bored and/or frustrated at work? Come bash some pinguins! :mrgreen:
http://www.glowdog.net/pinguinbash.swf
http://www.glowdog.net/pinguinbash.swf
01-28-2004, 10:47 PM
Why does Michael Jackson wear white little boys underwear around his arm?
It's the patch , he is trying to quit!
It's the patch , he is trying to quit!
03-27-2004, 05:02 PM
04-01-2004, 04:04 PM
Wow..that is so funny! it looks so real! hahahahahaha i got weird looks in the library :lol:
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