[K-Town Lassie]

The Halloween show where Mr Burns is removing Homer's brain. Smithers makes an mistake and the old man replies....

"For God sakes, Smithers! This is brain surgery not rocket science. Now, hand me that ice cream scoop"

(Or something very similar, at any rate.)

Also, love the one where Bart and Milhouse go on a "squishy" bender. Complete with Frank Sinatra-esque dance number and "squishy" hang-over. Both awake to find the joined the Scouts. Fantastic!

It's hard to pick just one favorite. There are so many great episodes to choose from.

[Stephen Dame]

"CATS BACK FOR EVERYONE!!"

-Ummm, I had a dog...

"HE'S CAT NOW!!"

[BuffaloHipFan]

Ralph: The doctor said my nose would stop bleeding if I would just keep my finger out of there.

[vicariousmartyr]

*para-phrasing*
homer: "yes, ill have the double krusty burger, with cheese, bacon, and gravy, mega-sized."
krusty burger worker: "we can also deep-fry the bag for you"
homer: "Please. OH, and a diet-coke.........deepfried"

very bad para-phrasing, you get the jist of it. just hilarious, had me laughing for hours up on hours

[eric_c]

So many moments

Ralph, when he trips and falls on his Star Wars collectibles: "I bent my Wookie" - I lauged my arse off.

Various Homer to brain conversations

Brain: "Don't say revenge, don't say revenge"
Homer: "Revenge"
Brain: "That's it, I'm outta here" Sound of someone going down the stairs.

The Michael Jackson episode, where he has to wear a pink shirt to work. He says to Marge: "But Marge, I'm not popular enough to be different".


When they go to Brazil, and Homer's thongs keep disappearing up his butt so he keeps putting a new pair on: "I hope their going someplace good".

Bart and Selma at Duff Garden's when Bart puts on the "Drunk Goggles" and Selma becomes this hot chick.

But my all time favorite, laugh till I cry everytime, is when Bart makes a prank call to Moe and Moe says: "I'm going to stuff sausage down your throat and starving dogs up your butt."