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When Homer gets crazy fat to go on disability, and he tries to go to the movies, and they won't let him in. Some dude pipes up:
"Hey, I got a movie for you tubby. A fridge too far!"
Another favourite of mine, the shot with the Ham Radio-
"I have a ham radio"
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That'd be Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel...
As in..."some folks will never lose a toe, but then again some folk'll, like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel..."
Cletus and Brandine...them's good folks! :lol: :lol:
"Hey ma, get off the darn roof!"
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Hey, while we're on the subject of Cletus, how about this!! I piss myself laughing every time it comes on TV...
"HEY KIDS! We're eatin' dinner tonaht! C'mon, Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendal, Katlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, Phil!"
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I am a veritable fountain of Simpsons trivia! When we had our five-day Hurricane-initiated power outage, my housemates and I spent every night on the back porch playing the Simpsons trivia game by candlelight. There was only ONE question all three nights that we played which I did not know but someone else did:
What is the number on Principal Skinner's Vietnam imprisonment headcap? (the one he finds at the town yard sale at Herman's Military Anriques table) That had me S-T-U-M-P-E-D.
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now thats ridiculus
how are you supposed to remember a number like that???
(i give up)
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Homer:
"I'm not lying, I'm writing fiction with my mouth!"
Also, anything said by Ralph Wiggum.
"Hi SuperNintendo Chalmers!" :lol:
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And you can't forget "HA HA". :lol:
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Ok grooveless, I'm going to take a shot at your Skinner question...
If memory serves, it was "24601" (an obscure reference to Jean Valjean of les Miserables fame)...
And no, I didn't look that up (my wife's a huge les Mis fan), so if I'm wrong...
:rambo:
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you're probably right, mike...I can't remember for sure, but I know the girl in my house knew it from some obscure reference point. I just couldn't believe it. I was 32-4 before that one on questions nobody else knew, and 113-5 overall. It was almost too easy, even the really tough stuff. That was the ONLY question that came up that somebody else knew when I didn't. :rambo:
cratch: It's bugging me now.
