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Need a laugh ? Read over some of these... :lol: Add any you can think of .



[Praying heavenward]
Homer: I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!
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Homer: To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
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Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. :lol:
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Lionel Hutz: And as for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state. Often as a lawyer.
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Bart: Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
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Superintendent Chalmers: I've had it with this school, Skinner! Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children...
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Homer: We can outsmart those dolphins! Don't forget -- we invented computers, leg warmers, bendy straws, peel-and-eat shrimp, the glory hole, AND the pudding cup!
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Homer: I want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute. hock:
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[Students draw pictures in Sunday School.]
Sunday School Teacher: Ralph, Jesus didn't have wheels. :lol:
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Ralph Wiggum: Your toys are fun to touch. Mine are all sticky. cratch:
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Ralph Wiggum: That's where I saw the leprechaun! He told me to burn things. :twisted:
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Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Post Office Worker: Okay. What's your first name?
Homer: ...I don't know.

:lol: :lol: Hahahahaha

"Jeebus!!!"

"Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl!
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit! Never give up. "

Homer: "Lisa, I want you to remember me just as I am right now, filled with murderous rage "

Homer: "Bye bye Sparkly elves"

Homer dancing in the devil suit with the maracas: "I am evil Homer, I am evil Ho-mer"

Homer: "Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. "

Tee hee... there are too many :mrgreen:

Great Topic

So many good lines

First to come to my head...

"Krusty Clown College..."
"No Tv and No Beer make Homer go something something...."
"That was a excellent excellent"

oh wow. i could spend all day in this thread.

This could go on forever....

Lisa: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well Lisa, it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, but man.......hehehe. To answer your question, I don't know. "
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Homer: "Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way!"

kill my boss? do i dare live out the american dream?

I have HUNDREDS of favourites...particularly...

Homer: But what can I do? I'm just...................................one man!

Homer: thinking: Oh heavenly testament to the wonder of God's creation, Oh majestic glory I behold! says: "Holy macaroni!!"

The Beatles: Look out for the campy drawing of Queen Victoria

I Always liked:

Kent Brockman - "Authorites say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth"

HA HA HA...that's hilarious. While we're on Brockman, how about:

"Please, Arnie, I think what the viewers want to know is...is my house okay?"

"I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming."
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"Son, when you compete in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get."
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"Here are your messages. You have thirty minutes to move your car. You have ten minutes. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have thirty minutes to move your cube."

:lol: :lol:

M.

I see this thread going on and on and on and on... :thumb:

After having the crayon removed from his brain...

Homer: Notice how I no longer say libary and tommari

After having it put back in...

Homer: Extended waranty...how can I go wrong!

"Homer MAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!"

Moe: I've been called a lot of things, ugly, fugly, pugly, pug fugly

Al: I don't think so chief (I love his voice)

Lenny: I don't think there's room on that helicopter for me
Carl: Don't be so sure

Homer: I'm down to a B-cup

Best. Show. Ever. Period.

A Classic Exchange Between Home and the Headmaster of a Private School:

Homer: Is that <b>your</b> beer tent? (points)

Headmaster: Yes it is. (smacks Homer with a stick) Monkeys point.

Homer: Monkeys cry.

-Jenna

hipkid33 Wrote:After having the crayon removed from his brain...

"Who wants lottery tickets???"

When Bart suspects Flanders of murdering his wife he hears him out in his backyard after he had buried the plant he killed. He exclaims...

I'M A MUR-DIDDLY-URDLER!

High

I can't stop

Homer:I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t

Homer: Doughnuts, is there anything they can't do?

Homer: I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming

Uder: Would you like to have a lick of my Joy-Joys?

Lisa's tap dance instructor (her name eludes me at the moment):Tapa-Tapa-Tapa!

The episode where Homer tries not to swear:
HomerSteps on a nail-in a very calm voice)fiddle-dee-dee, that will require a tetanus shot