07-15-2006, 07:43 AM
Nnnnnnnnnnnrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhuh.....
Attempts to resist fail. He snaps, like a fishing line tied to a garbage truck.
Extending a line through the Mona Lisa's lips, he draws a circle. It is an enormous circle, so large in fact that he has to measure its radius with lasers. Its radius is 12.7 kilometres.
Alfred E. Neumann forms the baseline. A circle drawn by extending the line of his lower lip, from the April, 1976 cover of Mad, has a radius of only 34 centimetres.
In terms of art, then, he decides that the Mona Lisa is 12,699,966 centimetres better than the cover of the April, 1976 Mad magazine. He rejoices. He has developed an objective measure of art.
That engineering degree amounted to something, after all.
For an encore, he jerks off and counts his own spermatozoa. There are 163,579,348. He is disturbed. This is below average for New York. Perhaps he jerks off too much. This thought disturbs him. What is the national average?
Attempts to resist fail. He snaps, like a fishing line tied to a garbage truck.
Extending a line through the Mona Lisa's lips, he draws a circle. It is an enormous circle, so large in fact that he has to measure its radius with lasers. Its radius is 12.7 kilometres.
Alfred E. Neumann forms the baseline. A circle drawn by extending the line of his lower lip, from the April, 1976 cover of Mad, has a radius of only 34 centimetres.
In terms of art, then, he decides that the Mona Lisa is 12,699,966 centimetres better than the cover of the April, 1976 Mad magazine. He rejoices. He has developed an objective measure of art.
That engineering degree amounted to something, after all.
For an encore, he jerks off and counts his own spermatozoa. There are 163,579,348. He is disturbed. This is below average for New York. Perhaps he jerks off too much. This thought disturbs him. What is the national average?