[Killer Whale Tank]

One of my heroes, Elvis Costello, occasionally tours with a gadget called the "Wheel of Song," where he gets people from the audience to come on stage and spin the wheel to determine the next song in the set. I was at one of these shows, and a woman bounds onto the stage and Elvis asks if there's a song she especially wants to hear. She blurts out 'MY NAME IS [WHATEVER] AND I WANT TO HEAR "ALLISON!!!"'

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You could practically hear the whole place groan in disgust. :roll:

All of which is to say, yeah, there is no end to the extent to which so-called "fans" only really ever listen to an incredibly narrow band of Greatest Hits. My sympathies, brother!