[j-monster]

And Celine Dion automatically cancels 8 good acts.

I think we need some sort of exchange rate listing, or something like that, to determine the relative "value" of crappy acts.

For example, if Celine Dion cancels 8 good acts, how many good acts are cancelled by Nickelback? Or by Good Charlotte?

Who knows, we may need to know this some day, in case there's ever a "Live 8 Part 2", or a "Live 9", or whatever.