08-18-2004, 03:47 PM
Stephen Dame Wrote:Nah, dude, my mom's a big Victor Newman fan. I've got a soft spot for ya.
Your mom is a smart woman. Everyone should be a Victor Newman fan. Who doesn't want his life? He's as famous in business circles as Bill Gates or Warren Buffett, but he never has to work. He pretty much spends all day trying to protect his family, whatever that means. He's got more ex-wives than Billy Bob Thornton, but they are still pining for him. He slaps around his biggest rival (Jack Abbott) like the Leafs slap around the Sens when it gets to crunchtime. And best of all? If anyone starts to question his strength, he puts in a sweaty round with the punching bag with a tight black wife-beater shirt and we are all reminded of his grit and intestinal fortitude. In other words, Victor Newman is THE MAN. If I was Victor Newman, the Hip would be putting on a private show for my friends and I at the ranch every six months.
Yes, I'm a 32 year old with a fulltime job. Some habits one picks up while at university are tough to break..... :oops:

