07-20-2005, 04:14 PM
I can never remember long jokes, so here's a few short ones for ya:
A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?"
The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."
Encore? well, ok...
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.
The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got
an appointment with my gynecologist tomorrow."
The husband, rejected, turns over. 20 minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
"I bet you don't have a dentist appointment tomorrow."
A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?"
The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."
Encore? well, ok...
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.
The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got
an appointment with my gynecologist tomorrow."
The husband, rejected, turns over. 20 minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
"I bet you don't have a dentist appointment tomorrow."
