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Hump Day Humor - joshwayy - 07-20-2005

I can never remember long jokes, so here's a few short ones for ya:

A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?"

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

Encore? well, ok...

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.

The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got
an appointment with my gynecologist tomorrow."

The husband, rejected, turns over. 20 minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.

"I bet you don't have a dentist appointment tomorrow."

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- longseason - 07-20-2005

That's (h)oral(bull).

:lol:

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- beanmedic - 07-20-2005

longseason Wrote:That's (h)oral(bull).

:lol:

That's even worse. :lol:

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- Roy-at-tth - 07-21-2005

knock knock

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- LastStop - 07-21-2005

Roy-at-tth Wrote:knock knock

Who's there?

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- Roy-at-tth - 08-07-2005

delayed but...

little johnny blue

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- joshwayy - 08-07-2005

little johnny blue who?

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- Roy-at-tth - 08-07-2005

Micheal Jackson!

Ba dum bum tsh!

Thank you, thank you! I'm here all week! Try the veal!

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- Lizard King - 08-07-2005

Roy-at-tth Wrote:Micheal Jackson!

Ba dum bum tsh!

Thank you, thank you! I'm here all week! Try the veal!

LOL :lol: :lol: thats a good one.

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- fingernailsonhull - 08-07-2005

1: Knock knock
2: Who's there?
1: Interrupting cow.
2: Interrup...
1: Moooooooo

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