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Hip pick up lines
#1

As inspired by the "I need a hip girl" thread.

"Do you remember Tokyo?"

"Sorry to interrupt but that's a physical impossibility"

"leave the worrying about him to me"

:lol:
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#2

What girl could resist, "I'm fabulously rich. Come on, let's go."
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#3

skippy the wonder dog Wrote:What girl could resist, "I'm fabulously rich. Come on, let's go."
Works every time for Donald Trump...and he even has hair tthat would put Medusa to shame.
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#4

"You make me scared"
"Catharsis, but my arse is...capable of more flush"

wait, on second thought, neither of those would work.

But perhaps "Here's what I can do for you" would
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#5

..i got a canon shootin coconut cream..
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#6

jerkwerks Wrote:..i got a canon shootin coconut cream..

hahahahaha...ew

Don't have to look too hard to see where this guy gets his name...
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#7

:lol:
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