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thipfan73

As inspired by the "I need a hip girl" thread.

"Do you remember Tokyo?"

"Sorry to interrupt but that's a physical impossibility"

"leave the worrying about him to me"

:lol:
What girl could resist, "I'm fabulously rich. Come on, let's go."
skippy the wonder dog Wrote:What girl could resist, "I'm fabulously rich. Come on, let's go."
Works every time for Donald Trump...and he even has hair tthat would put Medusa to shame.
"You make me scared"
"Catharsis, but my arse is...capable of more flush"

wait, on second thought, neither of those would work.

But perhaps "Here's what I can do for you" would
..i got a canon shootin coconut cream..
jerkwerks Wrote:..i got a canon shootin coconut cream..

hahahahaha...ew

Don't have to look too hard to see where this guy gets his name...
:lol: