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- clarke - 12-14-2004

definetly Bobby, guitarists will do anything to protect their hands

- beanmedic - 12-14-2004

fighting downie?? have you not seen him kick that guy's ass in At the Quinte Hotel? He kicked his ass and sat on him. He'll do the same to you.

- j-monster - 12-14-2004

beanmedic Wrote:regardless, don't ever try to fight paul. he could take you down.

I agree... Paul looks like one tough ol' hombre... like if he wanted to, he'd pick a fight with you just for looking at him sideways.

- chancellor - 12-14-2004

ya, dont mess with Paul or Downie, just stick to the easy guys. maybe getting beaten uo by downie wont be too bad, he could tell you some flower poems

- Stephen Dame - 12-15-2004

Tthip Wrote:This is a pretty dumb-ass topic.

I'm deadly serious.

- Tarokun - 12-15-2004

I'd take on Gord D. He's skinniest, and he'd only have an acoustic to beat me with

I could ask him a question reporter style, and attack while he's distracted

- lord brazle - 12-15-2004

If it was me and four buddies against the Hip, like 5 on 5, I'd just start hitting the closest guy to me just for the sake of efficiency. However, if it was me alone and the Hip jumped me in some alley and planned on robbing me, I'd have to take the toughest guy first; Johnny.

You see it's all about perspective; if I take the easiest guy first and try to avoid the tough guy for last, then as I steadily fight my way through them I will get tired and keep having to fight someone stronger than the last.

But, if I just fly through the air and take out Johnny Matrix-style, then there's good chances the rest of them will be like "Oh my God! He took down Johnny!" and they'll bolt in fear.

Also, one punch from Johnny would probably render anybody unconscious (ever get punched in the head by a drummer? dude, it sucks) and if I just run up and get knocked down by him, they rest can beat me all they want but I'll be out of it. Like I said, perspective.

:thumb:

- NMAS - 12-15-2004

They are all pretty wimpy really, I'm 6-5 240 don't think I would have much problem with any of them. :lol:

- Stephen Dame - 12-15-2004

NMAS Wrote:They are all pretty wimpy really, I'm 6-5 240 don't think I would have much problem with any of them. :lol:

Wicked, you take 'em all, and I'll go get us coffee.

- VioletlightHeron - 12-15-2004

Stephen Dame Wrote:
NMAS Wrote:They are all pretty wimpy really, I'm 6-5 240 don't think I would have much problem with any of them. :lol:

Wicked, you take 'em all, and I'll go get us coffee.

I'll take a double-double please. :lol:

- joshwayy - 12-15-2004

My sensei tells me karate is only for self defense, but if I had to whip out some black belt, I'd take any of them on.

Wax on...wax off!

- MountainHip - 12-16-2004

I'd give Paul the ole' "hey wanna smoke?", then cheap shot him.

- Stephen Dame - 12-16-2004

MountainHip Wrote:I'd give Paul the ole' "hey wanna smoke?", then cheap shot him.

Now that's a thinkin' man's dirty pool. Well played.

- Douglas - 12-16-2004

Fake heart attack and then....BAM, punch to the groin.

- Gangrel - 12-16-2004

Definately Downie. Scrawny, no strength. Can't even beat a mic stand. While he's standing in the middle ranting on fighting in the long grasses over the top of the gift shop just past the 100th meridian, I'll sucker punch him.

Then as he's bemoaning my every irrelevance, i'll be a long time running.