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If you had to fight the HIP?
#1

If you and four buddies were walking some dark Kingston alley-way one night, and a scene from "West Side Story" (Or Jacko's "Beat It" video for you young'uns) developed, with which band member would you choose to exchange the fisticuffs?

I'd take Bobby, he's tall, but he's a softie and I think I could take him.
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#2

I think I'd take Mr. Fay Wray...give him a taste of the Who's your Daddy thing he has a reputation for with the ladies. Bobby looks like he knows kung fu or some other fighting style that'll make you feel like a butterfly in a hurricane.
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#3

Id fight Johnny and immediately try to break his hands rendering him defenseless.
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#4

VioletlightHeron Wrote:I think I'd take Mr. Fay Wray...give him a taste of the Who's your Daddy thing he has a reputation for with the ladies. Bobby looks like he knows kung fu or some other fighting style that'll make you feel like a butterfly in a hurricane.

Yeah, I'd most LIKE to fight Johnny (I think he'll win hands down in that category Smile ) But God knows what kinda infections he's hauling around... so, you can have him.

You could start with threatening to cough on him...

Oh man, we're so gunna whip-ass.
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#5

Stephen Dame Wrote:
VioletlightHeron Wrote:I think I'd take Mr. Fay Wray...give him a taste of the Who's your Daddy thing he has a reputation for with the ladies. Bobby looks like he knows kung fu or some other fighting style that'll make you feel like a butterfly in a hurricane.

Yeah, I'd most LIKE to fight Johnny (I think he'll win hands down in that category Smile ) But God knows what kinda infections he's hauling around... so, you can have him.

You could start with start with threatening to cough on him...

Oh man, we're so gunna whip-ass.

Hell even wearing one of those infectious-disease spacesuits, it would be a piece of cake taking Johnny on. Of course I'd look like a cross between a sperm wearing a helmet and the Michelin Man, but I digress Tongue
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#6

regardless, don't ever try to fight paul. he could take you down.
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#7

Stephen Dame Wrote:I'd take Bobby, he's tall, but he's a softie and I think I could take him.

I think I'd fight him too, just the chance to be a little cheap if i start losing and give a might yank of his hair! thats gotta hurt!
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#8

I certainly wouldn't wanna fight Johnny. Have you seen his arms?? They're huge! I'd rather go toe to toe with Downie. He's tall and lanky, while I'm short and stocky. I could probably pin him down quite easily.
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#9

I think I'd have to go with Johnny...I could use my feminine wiles against him and then ATTACK! Not like it would work...but it might be worth a shot. :lol:

-Jenna
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#10

I would take Gord for one reason. He sometimes loses fights to a mic stand.
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#11

Gord...it'd be Bruins vs. Habs.
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Jenna_Bird Wrote:I think I'd have to go with Johnny...I could use my feminine wiles against him and then ATTACK! Not like it would work...but it might be worth a shot. :lol:

-Jenna

Just use that mock schoolgirl kung fu pose on him, Jenna. They'll need a bib, a stretcher and a a mirror to snap him out of his lustful stupor :lol:
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#13

prz Wrote:I would take Gord for one reason. He sometimes loses fights to a mic stand.
Haha... careful though... I hear the evolution scale has been updated to humans, dolphins, mic stands, elephants.

I think I'd probably test my luck with Gord S. Aside from him being the only one not mentioned so far, he seems like he's got the least reason to try... Gordie's got some mean lyrics, Johnny plays with such passion, he's gotta have some pent-up anger. Gord S. is always happy, nothing's ever wrong... he wouldn't have the same will as the others. Plus, with those tight-as-paint jeans, I could be sure he wasn't hiding any foreign weapons anywhere.

Anthony
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#14

Gord, just because of the "Man! You won't guess who I just got in a fight with!!" factor.
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#15

This is a pretty dumb-ass topic.
So I guess I'll respond.
I would fight any member of The Hip other than Gord D.
That way Mr. Downie could stand to the side and get all pissed off and rant:
"He was my man"

"We're forced to bed, but we're free to dream"
Dana
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