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I can recite every Prime Minister, in chronological order, since Confederation. Chicks dig it.

all 50 states in alphabetical order...best time 34 seconds
won a few beers with this one!

be sure to mention Arthur Meighen twice.

It's one of my "talents" as well.

(JAM, AM, JAM, JA, JT, MB, CT, WL, RB, AM, WLMK, AM, WLMK, RBB, WLMK, LStL, JD, LP, PT, JC, PT, JT, BM, KC, JC, PM)

Chris Tanz Wrote:be sure to mention Arthur Meighen twice.

Of course... ya gotta love Artie, what a loveable loser. Served twice, but never once elected PM, even after he WON the 1925 election. Maybe he and Al Gore will share a beer one day.

I have a very talented face


I have this weird thing I can do with my tongue. Don't do it as well as I used to when I was a kid, but I can still do it. It's kinda like waves. I can also wiggle my ears, roll my tongue, give someone the "eyebrow" and flip my bottom lip down and put my tongue out to look like I've got really big lips, suck my cheeks in and move my lips like a fish, Do the Elvis snarl, and a few other useless things with my face

I can also cross all of my fingers at one time two different ways

I will not take requests on Thursday

Both of my thumbs are double-jointed and I can pop them out of place at will. It's fun at parties.

thipfan73 Wrote:I can also cross all of my fingers at one time two different ways

I can do something very similar to that. It makes me hands look like deformed claws. It really grosses people out. I can also bend 7 of my fingers at the first joint, so they look broken. I can recite all 50 states in alphabetical order in under a minute. I can quack like a duck. I can cry on command and recite about 50 different monologues. I can also recited a few poems in Old English. Oh the strange things I learned during my life in the theatre.

-Jenna

thipfan73 Wrote:I will not take requests on Thursday

Well, why not?? :lol: You could show off your talents also when you meet the band :wink: 8)

highwaygirl28 Wrote:

thipfan73 Wrote:I will not take requests on Thursday

Well, why not?? :lol: You could show off your talents also when you meet the band :wink: 8)

Yeah I'm sure they'd all be SO impressed

I'd rather sing for them.

and I don't plan on doing that either

I can summerfallow very straight. Having farm land along main roads makes this very important. Gotta impress the neighbours.

Douglas Wrote:I can summerfallow very straight. Having farm land along main roads makes this very important. Gotta impress the neighbours.

See, but that's not useless... that's actually pretty important isn't it?

Now if you can summerfallow with a spork...

I am like a really creepy mimicker (for lack of a better word) when it comes to singers. I can do alot of them, including Gord of course, actually to be truthful and not-so-modest, I can exactly mimick any singer. It's weird. I can sing exactly like any singer... even the high-pitched ones like Prince and Whitney Houston. But I don't do it much for people (especially Whitney)... I don't know how I'm able to do this, I just have one of those voices I guess. And that's a pretty useless talent; I don't know when the last time was that someone needed someone who could sing exactly like Rob Thomas or Alanis Morissette.

:oops:

Also; I can say the alphabet faster backwards than I can forwards... cratch:

i can twist my tongue upside down, double jointed thumbs, im good at impersonations (g.bush, bill clinton, fez on that 70s show) pretty much anybody, i can repetitively crack my elbow,

Poet Wrote:i can twist my tongue upside down,

im good at impersonations, bill clinton

Yeah, that's about right.