05-04-2003, 12:52 AM
You Know Your Canadian When
1. You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly."
2. You watch MuchMusic constantly, in the hopes of occasional fleeting glimpses of The Tragically Hip.
3. You wonder idly if there is some government cover-up of a covert operation behind shifting the shooting location of "X-Files" from British Columbia to California.
4. You never miss "Coaches Corner".
5. You stood in line for hours for Another Roadside Attraction tickets.
6. You killed your best friend for Another Roadside Attraction tickets.
7. You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
8. You Know of 3 spices - Salt , Pepper and Ketchup .
9. You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction.
10. You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet, because you can really use more change (You are already wearing your pants halfway down your ass and the hair and three layers of skin is worn off the front of your thighs from carrying your pocket money a around). The new coin should have a picture of a musk-ox on it, be the size of a hamburger pattie, and have fifteen different kinds of metals in it, including poutine.
Top Ten Reasons I Am Proud To Be An American ( from David Letterman)
1. "It's where all my stuff is"
(Staff Sergeant, Israel Hill)
2. "You'll notice the U.S. judges on 'American Idol' are very polite. The British one's the jerk"
(Private First Class, Jacob Herzog)
3. "Slurpees"
(Private First Class, Carleto Corpuz)
4. "If the French don't like us, we must be doing something right"
(Specialist, Lee Stringer)
5. "America has more Regises per capita than any other nation on earth"
(Specialist, Terrell Price)
6. "Our flag is one of the stripiest"
(Sergeant, Nealon Sears)
7. "I don't see Yao Ming playing basketball in Belgium"
(Specialist, Christopher King)
8. "All our great presidents have been American"
(Private First Class, Randall Forrester)
9. "We have 49 awesome states...and Delaware"
(Specialist, Vernell Adams)
10. "Besides Switzerland, we're the only country to have a cheese named after us"
(Private First Class, Peter Griffin)
And Now for Our Dutch Friends
Well I couldn't find anything , decent , in English . (Sorry)
1. You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly."
2. You watch MuchMusic constantly, in the hopes of occasional fleeting glimpses of The Tragically Hip.
3. You wonder idly if there is some government cover-up of a covert operation behind shifting the shooting location of "X-Files" from British Columbia to California.
4. You never miss "Coaches Corner".
5. You stood in line for hours for Another Roadside Attraction tickets.
6. You killed your best friend for Another Roadside Attraction tickets.
7. You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
8. You Know of 3 spices - Salt , Pepper and Ketchup .
9. You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction.
10. You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet, because you can really use more change (You are already wearing your pants halfway down your ass and the hair and three layers of skin is worn off the front of your thighs from carrying your pocket money a around). The new coin should have a picture of a musk-ox on it, be the size of a hamburger pattie, and have fifteen different kinds of metals in it, including poutine.
Top Ten Reasons I Am Proud To Be An American ( from David Letterman)
1. "It's where all my stuff is"
(Staff Sergeant, Israel Hill)
2. "You'll notice the U.S. judges on 'American Idol' are very polite. The British one's the jerk"
(Private First Class, Jacob Herzog)
3. "Slurpees"
(Private First Class, Carleto Corpuz)
4. "If the French don't like us, we must be doing something right"
(Specialist, Lee Stringer)
5. "America has more Regises per capita than any other nation on earth"
(Specialist, Terrell Price)
6. "Our flag is one of the stripiest"
(Sergeant, Nealon Sears)
7. "I don't see Yao Ming playing basketball in Belgium"
(Specialist, Christopher King)
8. "All our great presidents have been American"
(Private First Class, Randall Forrester)
9. "We have 49 awesome states...and Delaware"
(Specialist, Vernell Adams)
10. "Besides Switzerland, we're the only country to have a cheese named after us"
(Private First Class, Peter Griffin)
And Now for Our Dutch Friends
Well I couldn't find anything , decent , in English . (Sorry)


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