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Write your own alternative lyrics
#1

This post is more tragic than hip, I know, but it's better than the argument going on in the 50 MC thread.

I've read a few posts where somebody says, "I wish Gord would sing these lyrics in this spot," so I was wondering if anybody has any personal alternative lyrics they'd like to hear. Extra points if it sounds like something GD would sing.

The reason this springs to mind is I was reading a story about the recent oil spill, while Phantom Power was playing in the background, and I started to sing:

Outside there's hectic action
The oil is covering the sea
And some of it's interconnecting
With my fu**ing SUV.

Sounds Gordish, no?

Cheers,
John
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#2

Emperor Penguin:

"Don't sound so detached
This is you and me
Just gimme your opinion
On absolute monarchy
The Crown is indivisible
The nobles' power was risible
You said, 'I want to rule by decree'
Not a constitutional democr'cy ..."

?,
CT
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#3

This is what you get when you are asked to push paper overtime until midnight...

The Demons at Work

Everything is blank
It's the middle of the night
Your paper's gone
And there is no backup in sight.
Your boss is a jerk.
The Demons at Work.
The Demons at Work.

Avoid email and in-trays
Don't try to be up to date
And when the sunlight hits the printer ink,
don't hesitate.
The night's so long it hurts
The Demons at work.

In coffee too cold
or the anatomy of a tie stain;
to determine where you are,
in a think tank full of Peons, I'd remain -
No matter what you heard
of the Demons at work.
The Demons at work.
The Demons at work.

I call it, 'Please Wait,
The Fax is on its Way
The Dim Possibility of
Leaving early today.'
The printer went berserk.
The Demons at work.
The Demons at work.

On a trendline beyond the chart
or the dark side of a coffee stain
to determine where you are,
in a think tank full of Peons, I'd remain -
No matter what you heard
The Demons at work.
The Demons at work.
The Demons at work.

La-la-la-la-la-la.
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
La-la-la-la-la-la.
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Everything is blank
It's the middle of the night
Your paper's gone
And there is no backup in sight
Your boss is a jerk.
The Demons at Work.
The Demons at Work.


Hey fallen computer nerd,
The Demons at work.
From the middle of the desk,
The Demons at work.
Bound for bed without sleep,
The Demons at work.
The Demons at work.
The Demons at work.
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#4

they shot a porno once
in my home town
everybody was in it
from miles around
down at the safeway
some kinda fetish thing
well i aint no porno star
but i can get behind anything
yeah i can get behind anything
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#5

The Darkest Canuck Wrote:they shot a porno once
in my home town
everybody was in it
from miles around
down at the safeway
some kinda fetish thing
well i aint no porno star
but i can get behind anything
yeah i can get behind anything

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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#6

Man, we've got some real talent in here!
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#7

from little bones

just to give me a line
i could use to define
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#8

Boots:

I think that there's a problem here
Her kiss just don't feel right
So I looked at her in those big blue eyes
I said "Where were you last night?"...

...Well you locked up our own front door
And you made me quite afraid
'Cause everyone in town now they prolly all seen
That someone sleeping in the bed I made?


( I know it's not much but I like to think that's what I would sing to a girl who cheated on me )
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#9

To the tune of "Three Pistols" (obviously)... There could be more, but I don't wanna write it Smile

Wayne Gretzky just skated past
I'm pretty sure it was him
And he turned towards me
Sighing softly
And said to me with a grin

He said the NHL needs a renaissance
Cause they have no money!
They won't play at all tomorrow
Cause they aren't ready!

Three hundred games missed
Three months gone (down the drain)
NHL needs to fix
Their stupid CBA!
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