06-04-2004, 02:48 PM
Paul Martin dies and goes to heaven.
St. Peter gives him the ol` choice,heaven or hell,and sends him down to hell for a 24 hr look-see.
Ol` Paul thinks he is in heaven. Unlimited expenses, chillin with Pierre Trudeau and Wilfred Laurier...all the perks of being a P.M.,with none of the responsibilities.
24 hours later,he returns to heaven,tells St. Peter thanks but no thanks, he`s off to a grit-tinged hell.
"Suit yourself", shrugs St. Peter."Is that your final decision? There`s no turning back."
Of course, the moment Martin enters hell, all has changed. There`s Liberal red all over- flames,embers,blood.
He turns to the devil, bewilderment in his eyes. the devil slips an arm around Paul,giving him a squeeze and says,"Mr. Martin, you should know better. Yesterday, we were campaigning!"
St. Peter gives him the ol` choice,heaven or hell,and sends him down to hell for a 24 hr look-see.
Ol` Paul thinks he is in heaven. Unlimited expenses, chillin with Pierre Trudeau and Wilfred Laurier...all the perks of being a P.M.,with none of the responsibilities.
24 hours later,he returns to heaven,tells St. Peter thanks but no thanks, he`s off to a grit-tinged hell.
"Suit yourself", shrugs St. Peter."Is that your final decision? There`s no turning back."
Of course, the moment Martin enters hell, all has changed. There`s Liberal red all over- flames,embers,blood.
He turns to the devil, bewilderment in his eyes. the devil slips an arm around Paul,giving him a squeeze and says,"Mr. Martin, you should know better. Yesterday, we were campaigning!"
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