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Canadian Beer Drinkers threaten the planet!
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Yet another news story on a government funded waste of money....

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Scientists have found a new threat to the planet: Canadian beer drinkers.

The government-commissioned study says the old, inefficient "beer fridges" that one in three Canadian households use to store their Molson and Labatt's contribute significantly to global warming by guzzling gas- and coal-fired electricity.

"People need to understand the impact of their lifestyles," British environmental consultant Joanna Yarrow tells New Scientist magazine. "Clearly the environmental implications of having a frivolous luxury like a beer fridge are not hitting home. This research helps inform people — let's hope it has an effect."

The problem is that the beer fridges are mostly decades-old machines that began their second careers as beverage dispensers when Canadians upgraded to more energy-efficient models to store whatever Canadians eat besides doughnuts and poutine.

University of Alberta researcher Denise Young, who led the study, suggests that provincial authorities hold beer-fridge buy-backs or round-ups to eliminate the threat — methods that Americans use to get guns off the streets.
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#2

I think there may be a few more Americans with beer fridges than us Canadians.
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Fox News Wrote:The problem is that the beer fridges are mostly decades-old machines that began their second careers as beverage dispensers when Canadians upgraded to more energy-efficient models to store whatever Canadians eat besides doughnuts and poutine.

Wow. You let one dollar crawl over parity, and some people get all snippy.
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#4

Please tell me you guys don't put poutine on doughnuts.
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#5

Americans drink beer?
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BIGVDOGG Wrote:Americans drink beer?

Good point.

Quote:Please tell me you guys don't put poutine on doughnuts.

Who doesn't?!?!
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#7

This isn't news. David Suzuki told us about it many months ago:

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chris Wrote:This isn't news. David Suzuki told us about it many months ago:

sweet
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#9

Canadian Beer may be ruining the Planet, I don't think Canadian Beer Drinkers are.
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clearlyentranced Wrote:
BIGVDOGG Wrote:Americans drink beer?

Good point.


The difference is that our beer goes in the primary fridge and takes up the space that should be reserved for trivial things....like wholesome foods....
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The Horrible Esthete Wrote:
clearlyentranced Wrote:
BIGVDOGG Wrote:Americans drink beer?

Good point.


The difference is that our beer goes in the primary fridge and takes up the space that should be reserved for trivial things....like wholesome foods....

In Canada, beer is a wholesome food.
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skippy the wonder dog Wrote:
The Horrible Esthete Wrote:
clearlyentranced Wrote:
BIGVDOGG Wrote:Americans drink beer?

Good point.


The difference is that our beer goes in the primary fridge and takes up the space that should be reserved for trivial things....like wholesome foods....

In Canada, beer is a wholesome food.

Mainstream canadian beer is as bad as mainstream american beer IMO
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Phantom51 Wrote:Mainstream canadian beer is as bad as mainstream american beer IMO

I'll take it a step further and say that mainstream Canadian beer is worse than mainstream American beer (for my palate, at least).

I'll take a Miller High Life over a Molson Labatt's or Moosehead any day of the week....and twelve times on Saturdays.

Mind you, for the sake of beer itself, I prefer premium brews like Guinness, Sam Adams, Sierra Nevada, Dogfish, Great Lakes, etc. And yes, I know Canada produces some premium brews of fine quality as well.

But when it comes time to sit down to a meal consisting of grilled meat as the main course, I actually opt for a Miller High Life or an Old Milwaukee. For me, the crispness and simplicity of the mellow-malted barley and the conservative use of milder hops is a better compliment to salty, greasy food than the robust and complex flavors of the "stand alone" beers I prefer.

On a somewhat related note -- I've been becoming increasingly fond of Nastro Azzurro, a premium pilsner brewed by Peroni (Italy). It's very crisp, clean, and pure tasting -- I highly recommend it to those who don't enjoy "heavy" premium beers.
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The Horrible Esthete Wrote:
Phantom51 Wrote:Mainstream canadian beer is as bad as mainstream american beer IMO

I'll take it a step further and say that mainstream Canadian beer is worse than mainstream American beer (for my palate, at least).

I'll take a Miller High Life over a Molson Labatt's or Moosehead any day of the week....and twelve times on Saturdays.

Mind you, for the sake of beer itself, I prefer premium brews like Guinness, Sam Adams, Sierra Nevada, Dogfish, Great Lakes, etc. And yes, I know Canada produces some premium brews of fine quality as well.

But when it comes time to sit down to a meal consisting of grilled meat as the main course, I actually opt for a Miller High Life or an Old Milwaukee. For me, the crispness and simplicity of the mellow-malted barley and the conservative use of milder hops is a better compliment to salty, greasy food than the robust and complex flavors of the "stand alone" beers I prefer.

On a somewhat related note -- I've been becoming increasingly fond of Nastro Azzurro, a premium pilsner brewed by Peroni (Italy). It's very crisp, clean, and pure tasting -- I highly recommend it to those who don't enjoy "heavy" premium beers.

you sound like a beer commercial
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Anything brewed by Peroni can hardly be considered 'premium'. Italians, if given the chance, won't even drink anything brewed by Peroni.

I do agree with 'Great Lakes' though.
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