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Here goes,
Gord and a polar bear will perform at the junos this year! I have my sources
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Here are some good jokes this year.
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My sister played a mean April Fool's trick by calling me and telling me my storage unit with all my stuff was on fire. Of course, I forgot it was April Fool's and started to panic.... :oops: :oops:
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My wife and I are heading to Australia shortly and very much looking forward to the 14 hour plane ride [sarc]. I asked, as an April Fool's joke, if she'd seen the email from our travel agent saying that there was a mistake on our tickets and we've now been booked on separate flights.
Her reaction: "WHAT!?!?! They're going to fix it, right?"
Me: "Uhh... it just says they're extremely sorry about the mistake and..."
Her: "No. They're going to FUCKING FIX IT, RIGHT?"
Sensing the peril of a woman's scorn, I decided to end the joke there. :oops:
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I would never play a trick on my wife, we share a bed, so there is just too much risk of revenge....
Still picking up the elderly from the floor, still dealing with the drunks, now wrestling seals and posting it on twitter.. @richardilderton
'Whoops' is not a word the patient wants to hear...apparently
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My uncle saran wrapped the toilet....my mom was his victim....she pissed all over herself and the floor! HILARIOUS!
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i forgot this year too. it sucks because i had things planned too.