[skippy the wonder dog]

Man English cats are smart. American cats just sit around all day licking their balls and occasional murder birds.

...while American dogs stand around eating each others' feces.

Unlike cats, who track the remnants of their feces over the kitchen counter for you to eat.

Bon appetit, Esthete.

[Chris Tanz]

Seems like English cats also 'maow' instead of meow.

And oh, both pets are cool... but I prefer dogs.

It's an accent thing. My cat was a Geordie.

It was usually 'maow, leik man'

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this isn't more "field hockey" talk, is it?

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[The Horrible Esthete]

Unlike cats, who track the remnants of their feces over the kitchen counter for you to eat.

Because we all know that dog paws are clean and sterile, and that they never get anywhere near countertops and tabletops, right?

Now....if I could only figure out how use that tricky spray-trigger on that Lysol bottle, I'll be in business....

[farmerdan]

Got this in an email, fugured I'd post it:

Ten Peeves Dogs Have About Humans

1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny... not funny at all !!!

2. Yelling at me for barking..I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo!
What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",
then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9.Dog sweaters.
Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these thing's,
We both know who's boss here!!!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you ???

EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!!

[skippy the wonder dog]

Unlike cats, who track the remnants of their feces over the kitchen counter for you to eat.

Because we all know that dog paws are clean and sterile, and that they never get anywhere near countertops and tabletops, right?

I've never seen a dog jump up on the kitchen counter and walk around.

Dogs eat their own feces, while cats share it with you via your countertop.

Who said cats are aloof and selfish?

Let's face it, Esthete. You don't like dogs simply because you disagree with our politics.