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AndGraceToo Wrote:All your discs just have dates on them
Righteous, AGT!
Here's another...
You subscribe to XM
and Sirius but
still spend most of your time listening to discs with nothing but dates on them.
1995-04-07 Toledo | 1996-06-29 Toledo | 1996-11-23 Detroit | 1998-08-22 Toledo | 1999-02-12 Auburn Hills |
1999-05-05 Grand Rapids | 1999-07-31 Clarkston | 1999-12-31 Toronto | 2000-01-01 Toronto |
2000-06-14 Pontiac | 2000-07-15 Clarkston | 2000-12-02 Detroit | 2002-08-31 Clarkston |
2004-09-18 Detroit | 2007-04-12 Detroit | 2009-05-29 Detroit | 2012-11-28 Detroit | 2016-08-08 London | 2016-08-16 Hamilton
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How about this one?
You listen to a Hip song for the 10,000th time (or something like that) and find something new about it that weakens your knees (like that latitude in Thompson Girl, ha ha). My example... listening to Emperor Penguin last night, I was caught by the brilliance of Paul's singing during the bridge. Just listening to him hit those high notes (Em-peror, PENGUIN... women are SWIM-MING)... I mean, it's just perfect, and I don't know why it took so long for me to realize this, but there you go.
Oh, and another clue... you make a mental note to add another thing to the long list of reasons why Paul kicks ass! :lol: :thumb:
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Agreed J-monster! The song gives me goosebumps every time.
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Top 10 Signs that you are too Hip-Centric:
10. Every time you go to the bathroom, you start humming Trickle Down.
9. You secretly suspect that Hugh McLellan and Wallace Stevens ripped off the Hip.
8. You insist that your community's Summer Shakespeare production needs Cordelia as a backing track.
7. You're angry at the U.S. public because the Canadian version of the Live 8 snapping commercial never caught on in the States.
6. There are burn marks in your car because every time Long Time Running comes on the radio, you raise your lighter.
5. You desperately search bootleg recordings for Toronto's 1, 2, and 3.
4. You've spent time wondering whether I'm a Werewolf, Baby has anything to do with U.S. foreign policy.
3. When New Orleans actually started to sink, you took to the sidewalks with a placard proclaiming the band "the prophets of our end times."
2. Because you have the soul of a rocker, you try to get laid with stories about cholera epidemics.
1. You plan to name your first two male children Gord.
Cheers,
John
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when you constantly remind your brother(who is also a huge hipfan) that you've been backstage before, meanwhile he's only been able to get to meet Sinclair and Langlois. Or to any other Hip fan that might be jealous, like my brothers friends.
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No, though I do write humour for a living.
Cheers,
John