[hotmetal401]

Jenna, Thunder Bay is lovely this time of year.

Willing to break out the Credit Cards

Pat

[Shane Kroeker]

Inappropriate....

[Detrious]

6. The Plaintiff also suffered physiological complications resulting fro, the sudden redirection of bloodflow.

7. Furthermore, the Plaintiff suspects that he may have shat himself.

Please put in a warning when writing stuff that is laugh out loud funny, as I nearly woke the baby over here!!

And Jenna, I have permission to take on an affair with anyone who is handy at housework and childcare. So if you could send a short application about how you wouldn't flush my kids heads down the toilet that you can't be arsed to clean, then I will put it to the wife.

If you are lucky, you could be lining yourself up for the most average 36.5 seconds of fun a guy can produce this side of the Atlantic ;-)

D

[Jenna_Bird]

[b]

9. WHEREFORE, the Plaintiff demands judgement against the Defendant in an amount exceeding the jurisdictional requirements of this Forum, including dinner-for-two over finely-brewed lagers and/or ales, as a precursor to a live performance of The Tragically Hip as ascribed by the Plaintiff.

I think I can live with that settlement. My people will contact your people.

-Jenna

[chancellor]

where do i sign up

[scottitude]

I just called the wife & she said to tell you to name your price. So...name your price! No lengthy legal mumbo-jumbo here. Just make me die happy and the two of you get everything!

[The Horrible Esthete]

I just called the wife & she said to tell you to name your price. So...name your price! No lengthy legal mumbo-jumbo here. Just make me die happy and the two of you get everything!

"Name your price" to "Make me die happy"?

Lemme get this straight: you'll.... pay her....to kill you ...and then she...gets half your stuff?

That's quite a deal, Jenna. I'd take it.

[chancellor]

this is for all the ladies of hipbase

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/

[clearlyentranced]

This Thread started off funny with Jenna's original post..but now it's starting to get too real..and creapy.

[beanmedic]

Are you a slave? Can I buy you?

[chancellor]

That guy made me laugh when i first looked at the site

[robert goulet]

Are you a slave? Can I buy you?

Borat Sagliev...the 5th most popular man in Kazakstan!!! Borat's skits are some of the funniest shit you will ever see...EVER!!!

RG

[tigerthelion]

Are you a slave? Can I buy you?

Borat Sagliev...the 5th most popular man in Kazakstan!!! Borat's skits are some of the funniest shit you will ever see...EVER!!!

RG

Indeed. :thumb: There's nothing like showing strangers at a race park photos and telling them it is your wife....then asking them if they find her hot........good stuff.

[Ballgame]

ha this is funny! Well Jenna you are a good looking women for sure. But I have not doubt that if you just had a bad experience it will work out for you. Im probably too old for you (31) not to mention I’m married D'oh! But as of 1 1/2 ago I was heart broken and down.....then all of a sudden I found my wife. As it turns out we shared a shore house in Avalon NJ and I had never gone down because I was so broken that I just wanted to be miserable. Things happen for a reason, but I have seen pictures of you and you are very attractive. Sorry my post seems serious to a really funny thread. Not to mention The Horrible Esthete post was classic
Hey also, any chance of getting that song? *wink wink*

[Jenna_Bird]

I appreciate the pep talk. and yes, I can send along The New Maybe when I get home this afternoon.

-Jenna