11-30-2005, 06:32 PM
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Maybe Mike Tyson should have used this strategy in court....
11-30-2005, 06:52 PM
Who among us has not woken up to take a leak, discovered a condom on our willy, and realized that we must have got laid in our sleep?
11-30-2005, 07:58 PM
from article
"A sleep expert testified at his trial that the man suffered from sexomnia, a sort of sleep walking that includes sexual acts, likely brought on by alcohol, sleep deprivation and genetics.
The man had previously had "sleep sex" with four girlfriends, the court heard"
I dont even know where to start on this one :roll: :roll:
Me thinks he doesnt stay in relationships to long...
"A sleep expert testified at his trial that the man suffered from sexomnia, a sort of sleep walking that includes sexual acts, likely brought on by alcohol, sleep deprivation and genetics.
The man had previously had "sleep sex" with four girlfriends, the court heard"
I dont even know where to start on this one :roll: :roll:
Me thinks he doesnt stay in relationships to long...
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11-30-2005, 08:03 PM
woman: "Hey what the hell are you doing"
guy: "huh, what?? oh I was asleep, was I doing something? wait a minute, how did this condom get on me? whats going on?"
guy: "huh, what?? oh I was asleep, was I doing something? wait a minute, how did this condom get on me? whats going on?"
11-30-2005, 08:25 PM
gratts99 Wrote:from article
"A sleep expert testified at his trial that the man suffered from sexomnia, a sort of sleep walking that includes sexual acts, likely brought on by alcohol, sleep deprivation and genetics.
The man had previously had "sleep sex" with four girlfriends, the court heard"
I dont even know where to start on this one :roll: :roll:
Me thinks he doesnt stay in relationships to long...
Sexomnia eh? I think they should rename it charliesheenitis.
11-30-2005, 10:20 PM
Two days into an election campaign and the Toronto Sun hits us with this on page one. Call me crazy, but chalk this disease up there with Restless Leg Syndrome, Celebrity Stress Disorder, and Dog-The-Bounty-Hunter-itus (in the later you grow a mullet, work with your 24 children, hunt for criminals and prey for redemption, all before breakfast). I'm willing to read the scientific research, but this is the kind of decision that sets back the women's rights movement about 10 years. It also could provide Canada with a second straight night on the Daily Show (someone has to parady this move).
As for Mike Tyson's defense, I'll share this. I'll use my best judgement and clean it up a bit.
Robert Whul, of Arl$$ and Batman fame had this to say about Mike Tyson's defense team. This is from the Comic Relief 7 cd.
"I write comedy for a living and I'm not half as good as these guys... 'And you invited my client up to your room at 3 am? Have you seen my client? He's a monster! Of course he's going to [have sex with] you at 3 in the morning! He'd [have sex with] at 3 in the morning.'"
Cheers
Pat
As for Mike Tyson's defense, I'll share this. I'll use my best judgement and clean it up a bit.
Robert Whul, of Arl$$ and Batman fame had this to say about Mike Tyson's defense team. This is from the Comic Relief 7 cd.
"I write comedy for a living and I'm not half as good as these guys... 'And you invited my client up to your room at 3 am? Have you seen my client? He's a monster! Of course he's going to [have sex with] you at 3 in the morning! He'd [have sex with] at 3 in the morning.'"
Cheers
Pat
12-01-2005, 05:21 PM
hotmetal401 Wrote:Two days into an election campaign and the Toronto Sun hits us with this on page one. Call me crazy, but chalk this disease up there with Restless Leg Syndrome, Celebrity Stress Disorder, and Dog-The-Bounty-Hunter-itus (in the later you grow a mullet, work with your 24 children, hunt for criminals and prey for redemption, all before breakfast). I'm willing to read the scientific research, but this is the kind of decision that sets back the women's rights movement about 10 years. It also could provide Canada with a second straight night on the Daily Show (someone has to parady this move).
As for Mike Tyson's defense, I'll share this. I'll use my best judgement and clean it up a bit.
Robert Whul, of Arl$$ and Batman fame had this to say about Mike Tyson's defense team. This is from the Comic Relief 7 cd.
"I write comedy for a living and I'm not half as good as these guys... 'And you invited my client up to your room at 3 am? Have you seen my client? He's a monster! Of course he's going to [have sex with] you at 3 in the morning! He'd [have sex with] at 3 in the morning.'"
Cheers
Pat
Yeah, it's quite an important issue that deserves the front page!
Dog-The-Bounty-Hunter-itis is a disease I'd like to get. You can tell how much danger the guys are really in when all they have to defend themselves is a can of friggin pepper spray!!! I could catch the bad guys and still have time for breakfast and then I could enjoy the rest of the day. Sounds fun. :thumb:
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