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Be forewarned, there is some sexual content to this joke.
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"We're forced to bed, but we're free to dream"
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HAHAHAHAHA...that was indeed priceless. Too bad they don't show a "cleaner" version of that on TV.
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i need to get me a mastercard....
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Thats' hysterical! :lol: I love those kinds of sites.
Here's one I stumbled on last week that literally had me in tears.
1995-04-07 Toledo | 1996-06-29 Toledo | 1996-11-23 Detroit | 1998-08-22 Toledo | 1999-02-12 Auburn Hills |
1999-05-05 Grand Rapids | 1999-07-31 Clarkston | 1999-12-31 Toronto | 2000-01-01 Toronto |
2000-06-14 Pontiac | 2000-07-15 Clarkston | 2000-12-02 Detroit | 2002-08-31 Clarkston |
2004-09-18 Detroit | 2007-04-12 Detroit | 2009-05-29 Detroit | 2012-11-28 Detroit | 2016-08-08 London | 2016-08-16 Hamilton
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FANTASTIC!!! Oh my god, I haven't had one come out of left field like that in a long time...thanks for sharing!!
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That was HILARIOUS!! :lol: Ill be laughing for days........LOL
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:lol: That was great :lol:
Sweetest part of the whole thing is the fact that 'Crash' by DMB is playing in the first few seconds :jump
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highwaygirl28 Wrote:Sweetest part of the whole thing is the fact that 'Crash' by DMB is playing in the first few seconds :jump
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and that was too damn funny!
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I resurrected this thread rather than start a new one- I wanted to know other people's favorite jokes, because I can't find any good ones nowadays. Also, if you have any funny videos like the one first posted (that was hilarious), please submit.
Here's my joke, you have to have a dry sense of humor to appreciate it, and I think a lot of people may think less of me, but I think it's funny:
How do you get a clown off of a swingset?...........................................
Dont look yet
Hit him in the face with an axe.
Because if you hit ANYthing in the face with an axe, theyll get off the swingset. Admit it, you were scratching your head saying "gee, what the hell does a clown have to do with a swing... oh wow this kid is retarded. Maybe not that last part, just post your jokes, folks.
BTW I love Crash
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My favourite line is this one:
"The American flag stands for corporate scandals, recession, stock market declines, blackmail, terror, burning with hot irons, dripping acid on the skin, mutilation with electric drills, cutting out tongues, and rape."
