08-14-2004, 09:31 PM
so yeah call me an alkie or something but i just know that i drink so fuckin . I rememeber the first time i got drunk way back in the day, must'ave been like 12 , shit. hahahah i decided what would make the drunk thread killer is if we paid no attention to punctuaiton. just fuckin write so it'll be funnier, ha,. i'm overlookinbg as i write and it's screwed up. so drunk sotryltelling tim.. ha! when i was 15 i got drunk with a bunch of friends, we had a forty and a two-litre boitlle of cream-soda and anywayt, these guys were sipping the bacardi and chuggin the cream-soda and we ran out of cream soda and they stopped drinking and i was just like "oh well" and started chugging down the rum, these guys just wanted to throiiw the bottle in the bushes and come back for it later, the last thing i remember is walking to the skate-park utterly loaded, swaying and shit. and i woke up the next morning out of cigarettes and feeling as fresh as a spring-chicken,,
i remembered a dream i had where someone was trying to pull me out of a wooden box with a hole in the side and i kept hitting my head, so anyeay, i go downstairs and my mom comes down and starts yelling at me she leaves and my dad comes and he's like "well, ya got drunk for the first time, today you're a man" ha! anyway, they told me that they had gotten a call from a friend of mine that i was covered in puke at the skate-park and someone had called the cops. my parents show up and i'm underneath the quarter-pipe laughing my ass, they try to get me out from under there and i kept banging my head and shit... the cops wanted to take me to th hospital but my dad was like "he's allright." and they took me home. what a story! i'm the best...
Tonight i drank some beer... nothin elaboret.. wen tot he bar and hit on some chicks and got a phone number that i'm never gonna call but it's the fact i got the number that makes it all so more important. now i'm gonna listen to fully completely and pass-out...
goodbye and goodnight... fellow hipbasers... of the world.. unite!
P.S. ~ I decided on a drunken singing the Hip stumbling home poll idea that sucks but vote twice a day!!... and i gotta go listen to FC now...
i remembered a dream i had where someone was trying to pull me out of a wooden box with a hole in the side and i kept hitting my head, so anyeay, i go downstairs and my mom comes down and starts yelling at me she leaves and my dad comes and he's like "well, ya got drunk for the first time, today you're a man" ha! anyway, they told me that they had gotten a call from a friend of mine that i was covered in puke at the skate-park and someone had called the cops. my parents show up and i'm underneath the quarter-pipe laughing my ass, they try to get me out from under there and i kept banging my head and shit... the cops wanted to take me to th hospital but my dad was like "he's allright." and they took me home. what a story! i'm the best...
Tonight i drank some beer... nothin elaboret.. wen tot he bar and hit on some chicks and got a phone number that i'm never gonna call but it's the fact i got the number that makes it all so more important. now i'm gonna listen to fully completely and pass-out...
goodbye and goodnight... fellow hipbasers... of the world.. unite!
P.S. ~ I decided on a drunken singing the Hip stumbling home poll idea that sucks but vote twice a day!!... and i gotta go listen to FC now...


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