[The Horrible Esthete]

Any kind of cruelty to animals. The next time I see a puppy left in a car on a hot day I am smashing the windows and filling the interior with water for the puppy to swim in.

Then I suppose you don't want a slice of this freshly-baked "Muttloaf", made with hand-strangled ingredients straight from the neighbor's backyard?

[Zenith]

Brand new Computers that don't work and have to be sent back! This is made even worse when you've been waiting ages for the thing to arrive in the first place!!! :x

Break-ups

Sorry to hear that. Break-ups are indeed awful.

[Jenna_Bird]

Any kind of cruelty to animals. The next time I see a puppy left in a car on a hot day I am smashing the windows and filling the interior with water for the puppy to swim in.

Then I suppose you don't want a slice of this freshly-baked "Muttloaf", made with hand-strangled ingredients straight from the neighbor's backyard?

:lol: I'll help!! I think that Esthete and I would make a killer muttloaf. Those dogs are the spawn of satan.

Additional bitching -- I hate mornings. And alarm clocks. And being awake in general. Bah. :x

-Jenna

[tth_fan]

Break-ups

I'm sorry to hear that.

But hey! Chin up! You may meet a lovely lady on hipbase... You never know. :thumb:

-Jenna

Thanks! It's great to get some support...especially Hip support :thumb:

[Douglas]

Any kind of cruelty to animals. The next time I see a puppy left in a car on a hot day I am smashing the windows and filling the interior with water for the puppy to swim in.

Then I suppose you don't want a slice of this freshly-baked "Muttloaf", made with hand-strangled ingredients straight from the neighbor's backyard?

Why? Does it make too much noise? Can you blame it? Smelling your stank ass would be enough even without canine sensistivity. I'd make noise too.

[direwolf74]

I hate mass shootings.

[The Horrible Esthete]

Why? Does it make too much noise? Can you blame it? Smelling your stank ass would be enough even without canine sensistivity. I'd make noise too.

You would? Hmm.

Well, then. I suppose you'd promptly become one of the the two main ingredients in one of my favorite kitchen classics:

"Chicken and Dumbshits".

[MountainHip]

Please stay tuned for more unconfirmed reports gathered from speculation. We are unsure of what is going on as all information remains scattered, and polluted. We momentarlity will be back with you in a few moments as you look at pictures from earlier today of something that happened, which we cannot confirm.

[opiated]

Why? Does it make too much noise? Can you blame it? Smelling your stank ass would be enough even without canine sensistivity. I'd make noise too.

You would? Hmm.

Well, then. I suppose you'd promptly become one of the the two main ingredients in one of my favorite kitchen classics:

"Chicken and Dumbshits".

fuck you've gotten grumpy since hooking up with jenna

[emperor penguin]

Why? Does it make too much noise? Can you blame it? Smelling your stank ass would be enough even without canine sensistivity. I'd make noise too.

You would? Hmm.

Well, then. I suppose you'd promptly become one of the the two main ingredients in one of my favorite kitchen classics:

"Chicken and Dumbshits".

f**k you've gotten grumpy since hooking up with jenna

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I think its all that Tom Waits he listens to

[Jenna_Bird]

Why? Does it make too much noise? Can you blame it? Smelling your stank ass would be enough even without canine sensistivity. I'd make noise too.

You would? Hmm.

Well, then. I suppose you'd promptly become one of the the two main ingredients in one of my favorite kitchen classics:

"Chicken and Dumbshits".

f**k you've gotten grumpy since hooking up with jenna

I'm sure it's me. I'm driving him toward batty grumpiness. [/sarcasm]

In all honesty, Esthete was merely offering up something that annoys him (the neighbor's barking dogs) in a clever response to Douglas.

Douglas then proceeded to make a personal attack, to which Esthete had a retort.

This is all sort of par for the course on this board, in my opinion.

-Jenna

[The Horrible Esthete]

I certainly don't feel any more surly than I am naturally disposed to being, but if do I seem grumpy of late, chalk it up to:

1) The Cincinnati Reds' complete and utter ineptitude down the stretch amidst a divisional & wildcard race

2) The looming dread that a substantial percentage of the upcoming Hip tour's attendance will consist of "chaperones"

3) Mealy muttloaf

[lilbones]

I both hate and love personal attacks on the Hipbase.

C'mon, somebody say something about me! But for the love of god, don't.

[Douglas]

Why? Does it make too much noise? Can you blame it? Smelling your stank ass would be enough even without canine sensistivity. I'd make noise too.

You would? Hmm.

Well, then. I suppose you'd promptly become one of the the two main ingredients in one of my favorite kitchen classics:

"Chicken and Dumbshits".

I dont get it. I'm not a chicken.

[Douglas]

Why? Does it make too much noise? Can you blame it? Smelling your stank ass would be enough even without canine sensistivity. I'd make noise too.

You would? Hmm.

Well, then. I suppose you'd promptly become one of the the two main ingredients in one of my favorite kitchen classics:

"Chicken and Dumbshits".

f**k you've gotten grumpy since hooking up with jenna

I'm sure it's me. I'm driving him toward batty grumpiness. [/sarcasm]

In all honesty, Esthete was merely offering up something that annoys him (the neighbor's barking dogs) in a clever response to Douglas.

Douglas then proceeded to make a personal attack, to which Esthete had a retort.

This is all sort of par for the course on this board, in my opinion.

-Jenna

Sorry I left you out. I'm sure your posterior is just as stanky as The Horrible Assthetes. Hahahahaha. Assthete!

I hate that people are intimidated by my magnificent humor.