[CanuckCourage]

Need a laugh ? Read over some of these... :lol: Add any you can think of .



[Praying heavenward]
Homer: I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!
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Homer: To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
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Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. :lol:
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Lionel Hutz: And as for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state. Often as a lawyer.
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Bart: Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
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Superintendent Chalmers: I've had it with this school, Skinner! Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children...
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Homer: We can outsmart those dolphins! Don't forget -- we invented computers, leg warmers, bendy straws, peel-and-eat shrimp, the glory hole, AND the pudding cup!
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Homer: I want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute. hock:
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[Students draw pictures in Sunday School.]
Sunday School Teacher: Ralph, Jesus didn't have wheels. :lol:
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Ralph Wiggum: Your toys are fun to touch. Mine are all sticky. cratch:
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Ralph Wiggum: That's where I saw the leprechaun! He told me to burn things. :twisted:
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Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Post Office Worker: Okay. What's your first name?
Homer: ...I don't know.

[AmbitionlessHipster]

:lol: :lol: Hahahahaha

"Jeebus!!!"

"Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl!
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit! Never give up. "

Homer: "Lisa, I want you to remember me just as I am right now, filled with murderous rage "

Homer: "Bye bye Sparkly elves"

Homer dancing in the devil suit with the maracas: "I am evil Homer, I am evil Ho-mer"

Homer: "Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. "

Tee hee... there are too many :mrgreen:

[mrlayance]

Great Topic

So many good lines

First to come to my head...

"Krusty Clown College..."
"No Tv and No Beer make Homer go something something...."
"That was a excellent excellent"

[mark]

oh wow. i could spend all day in this thread.

[chris]

This could go on forever....

Lisa: "Dad, what's a Muppet?"
Homer: "Well Lisa, it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, but man.......hehehe. To answer your question, I don't know. "
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Homer: "Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way!"

[mark]

kill my boss? do i dare live out the american dream?

[grooveless touque]

I have HUNDREDS of favourites...particularly...

Homer: But what can I do? I'm just...................................one man!

Homer: thinking: Oh heavenly testament to the wonder of God's creation, Oh majestic glory I behold! says: "Holy macaroni!!"

The Beatles: Look out for the campy drawing of Queen Victoria

[Mooner]

I Always liked:

Kent Brockman - "Authorites say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth"

[grooveless touque]

HA HA HA...that's hilarious. While we're on Brockman, how about:

"Please, Arnie, I think what the viewers want to know is...is my house okay?"

[MikeS]

"I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming."
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"Son, when you compete in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get."
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"Here are your messages. You have thirty minutes to move your car. You have ten minutes. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have thirty minutes to move your cube."

:lol: :lol:

M.

[hipkid33]

I see this thread going on and on and on and on... :thumb:

After having the crayon removed from his brain...

Homer: Notice how I no longer say libary and tommari

After having it put back in...

Homer: Extended waranty...how can I go wrong!

"Homer MAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!"

Moe: I've been called a lot of things, ugly, fugly, pugly, pug fugly

Al: I don't think so chief (I love his voice)

Lenny: I don't think there's room on that helicopter for me
Carl: Don't be so sure

Homer: I'm down to a B-cup

Best. Show. Ever. Period.

[Jenna_Bird]

A Classic Exchange Between Home and the Headmaster of a Private School:

Homer: Is that <b>your</b> beer tent? (points)

Headmaster: Yes it is. (smacks Homer with a stick) Monkeys point.

Homer: Monkeys cry.

-Jenna

[farmerdan]

After having the crayon removed from his brain...

"Who wants lottery tickets???"

[highlander]

When Bart suspects Flanders of murdering his wife he hears him out in his backyard after he had buried the plant he killed. He exclaims...

I'M A MUR-DIDDLY-URDLER!

High

[hipkid33]

I can't stop

Homer:I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t

Homer: Doughnuts, is there anything they can't do?

Homer: I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming

Uder: Would you like to have a lick of my Joy-Joys?

Lisa's tap dance instructor (her name eludes me at the moment):Tapa-Tapa-Tapa!

The episode where Homer tries not to swear:
HomerSteps on a nail-in a very calm voice)fiddle-dee-dee, that will require a tetanus shot