[CanuckCourage]

You Know Your Canadian When

1. You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly."
2. You watch MuchMusic constantly, in the hopes of occasional fleeting glimpses of The Tragically Hip.
3. You wonder idly if there is some government cover-up of a covert operation behind shifting the shooting location of "X-Files" from British Columbia to California.
4. You never miss "Coaches Corner".
5. You stood in line for hours for Another Roadside Attraction tickets.
6. You killed your best friend for Another Roadside Attraction tickets.
7. You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
8. You Know of 3 spices - Salt , Pepper and Ketchup .
9. You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction.
10. You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet, because you can really use more change (You are already wearing your pants halfway down your ass and the hair and three layers of skin is worn off the front of your thighs from carrying your pocket money a around). The new coin should have a picture of a musk-ox on it, be the size of a hamburger pattie, and have fifteen different kinds of metals in it, including poutine.


Top Ten Reasons I Am Proud To Be An American ( from David Letterman)

1. "It's where all my stuff is"
(Staff Sergeant, Israel Hill)
2. "You'll notice the U.S. judges on 'American Idol' are very polite. The British one's the jerk"
(Private First Class, Jacob Herzog)
3. "Slurpees"
(Private First Class, Carleto Corpuz)
4. "If the French don't like us, we must be doing something right"
(Specialist, Lee Stringer)
5. "America has more Regises per capita than any other nation on earth"
(Specialist, Terrell Price)
6. "Our flag is one of the stripiest"
(Sergeant, Nealon Sears)
7. "I don't see Yao Ming playing basketball in Belgium"
(Specialist, Christopher King)
8. "All our great presidents have been American"
(Private First Class, Randall Forrester)
9. "We have 49 awesome states...and Delaware"
(Specialist, Vernell Adams)
10. "Besides Switzerland, we're the only country to have a cheese named after us"
(Private First Class, Peter Griffin)

And Now for Our Dutch Friends

Well I couldn't find anything , decent , in English . (Sorry)

[mrlayance]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I like number 7 the best, becuase it is ture and did it on Friday

[Kim]

Some things I found on the Internet.... no offense to anybody...

I belong to this first group too by the way, I'm a friend of Beat and Storm :thumb:

Top 10 reasons to be Dutch:

1. You can get arrested for growing marijuana plants but not for smoking them
2. You get to make jokes about Belgian people whilst you drink their beer
3. You can legally commit suicide
4. You can legally be killed
5. You're the same as a German except nobody hates you
6. You can curse at somebody and tell them its a typical Dutch tradition
7. By putting your finger in a dike you can potentially save the whole country
8. You live in one of the most densely populated countries in the world but you may still not know who your neighbours are
9. When the economy is in a slump you blame the Germans, when a war breaks out you blame the Germans, when you lose your keys you blame the Germans
10. Bikes belong to everybody, the real challenge is the lock!


Top 10 reasons to be American:

1.You can become president without getting a majority in votes
2. You get to spell "color" wrong and still get away with it
3. You get to call "Budweiser" beer
4.You can be a criminal and still become president
5. If you can breath, you can buy a weapon
6.Put your cat in the microwave and you may become filthy rich
7.You get to play golf in the weirdest outfits and nobody gives a shit
8.You get to call all the people you dont know "buddy"
9. You get to THINK you belong to the greatest nation in the world
10. You get to be really obese...

[Storm]

now I know why I'm so happy to be Dutch... :lol:

Kim, Beat... let's party..

[Beat]

Oh yeah....

[Storm]

yeah lots of

:lol:

[mrlayance]

Mmm, dark beer

[jen]

Those emoticons are awesome!! How do you do them/find them? They crack me up :lol:
-Jen

[CanuckCourage]

Those emoticons are awesome!! How do you do them/find them? They crack me up :lol:
-Jen

No doubt , those are hilarious !

[Kim]

You can find them all over the net. Some good webpages are:

<!-- w --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.opkikkertje.nl/smilies">www.opkikkertje.nl/smilies</a><!-- w -->

or

<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.vampirefreaks.com/chill/posticons/">http://www.vampirefreaks.com/chill/posticons/</a><!-- m -->
(some are pretty kinky :wink: )

[jen]

Thanks Kim :wink:
-Jen
I will be cracking up all night now :lol: