[hipkid33]

Here is some of mine:

"This is my boom stick!" Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness
"Groovy" Bruce Campbell in Evil Dead
"PC load letter, what the f--k does that mean!?!" Michael Bolton's character in Office Space
"Don't waste my motherf--kin time!" Al Pacino in Heat
Anything from Monty Pythons The Quest For the Holy Grail

Cheers!

Chad

[mrlayance]

O God
I have so many!

Lets see
"If you move my desk one more time I will burn down the building" - Office Space
"Buy Yourself Something Real Nice!" - Christmas Vacation
"I have to go return some video tapes...." - American Psycho
Just to name a few...

[ron]

lance you are right there are so many but he we go :
damn the man, save the empire ----- empire records
it's tradition so we left it ------- american werewolf in london
i need to go home , you are home ------almost famous
you know there was always something about this town that i couldn't stand too many god damn vampires. ---------- lost boys

[CanuckCourage]

"Well he had it coming ." " We all got it coming kid" -Unforgiven
" I thought I smelled cabbage " - Goldmember
Anything Brad Pitt said in Snatch.

[mrlayance]

"Smoke and a Pancake?"

[highlander]

"First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me...*phuu* Blow."
"Well hello Mr. Fancy Pants, You're in charge of but two things, Jack and Shit, and Jack left town"
"Yo she-bitch, let's go"
"Hail to the King baby"
"heya, what's that you got on your face? *shovels dirt on evil ash*"
"It's a trick, get an axe" - Army of Darkness

"How could a man up an disappear like a fart in the wind?" - Shawshank Redemption.

"..dickless here shut off the power" - "Is this true?" - "Yes, this man has no dick" - Ghostbusters

"Back off man, I'm a scientist" - Ghostbusters

"We have to get this man to a hospital" - "What is it?" - "It's a big building with lots of windows but that's not important right now" - Airport 77

"Surely you can't be serious" - "I am serious and don't call me Shirley" - Airport 77

and of course...

"There can be only one" - Highlander


High

[MikeS]

The all-timer in my book has to be:

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum. "

(Roddy Piper in John Carpenter's "They Live")...

I still chuckle everytime I hear that...

:lol:

M.

[jen]

'Just because he has a library card doesn't make him...Yoda' (Brad Pitt in Seven)

[wpghipfan]

"You spend time with your family? Good. Because a man who doesn't spend time with his family, can never be a real man."
Marlon Brando, The Godfather

Rory
Halifax

[sherpahigh]

There are tons that I could list but a few favorites are:

From the Big Lebowski:

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something pendejo, you pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'till it goes click.
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus

Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is shabbas, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!

Walter Sobchak: This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. Bowl, drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

From the Royal Tenenbaums:

Eli:Well everyone knows Custer died at Little Big Horn. What this book pre-supposes is; maybe he didn't?

Royal: Lets shag ass

Richie: Did you say you were on Mescaline?
Eli: I did indeed. Very much so.

Royal: Ah, shit man.
Pagoda: Oh shit man.

From Rushmore:

Max Fischer: I like your nurse's uniform, guy.
Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs.
Max Fischer: Oh, are they?

Max Fischer: I saved Latin. What did you ever do?

Max Fischer: So tell me Curly, how do you know Miss Cross?
Dr. Peter Flynn: We went to Harvard together.
Max Fischer: Oh that's great. I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I'm not sweating it either.

I'd better give it a rest. I could probably go on forever.

rw

[Beat]

From Airplane:

Ted: "Don't you feel anything for me at all any more?"
Elaine: "It takes so many things to make love last. Most of all it takes respect. And I can't live with a man I don't respect."
Ted: "What a pisser!"

Old Lady: "Nervous?"
Ted: "Yes."
Old Lady: "First time?"
Ted: "No. I've been nervous lots of times."

Controller: "Flight two zero niner, clear for vector three two four."
Roger: "We have clearance Clarence."
Clarence: "Roger, Roger what's our vector Victor?"

[Lizard King]

I was just poking around the archives and this thread had me laughing pretty good, and I thought it should be resurrected, here's some I just watched the other day so there fresh in mind..

Back to School w/ (rodney dangerfield)

"Jason you dont lie to me, you lie to girls!"

"you should try my Tall and Fat stores, no offence"

"ah Mr. Melon your wife was just showing us her Klimt"
"what you too, she's showing it to everybody!"
"magnificent painting"
"oh the painting.."

Animal House (John Belushi)

"from now on your delta name is pinto"
"why pinto?"
"(buuuurp), why not!"

one of my all time favorites: From Fletch w/(Chevy Chase)
*(doctor is checking his prostate, hand is up his a**)

"hey doc you ever serve time?"

that movie is full of classics :lol:

[jonprice34]

I can't believe it has not been mentioned yet but any line from Old School, however my personal favourites:
Frank the Tank: " We're going streaking through the gymnasium to the quad, everyone's doing it." and " Honey do you think KFC is still open."
or from True Romance
Clarence:' It is better to have a gun and not need it then to need a gun and not have one."

[Spycouple]

"So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama! HEY! How about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know. ...'


all-time classic.

[clarke]

planes trains and automobiles when steve martin has just walked over a highway and runway to the rental car agency that left him without a car

"can i help you sir"
"you can start by wiping that f*****g dumbass smile off your rosy f*****g cheeks"

this is followed by a rant of martin dropping f bombs every other word

and later in the film when candy has told martin that he plays with his balls alot

martin "you know what i wish for"
candy" two more balls and some extra fingers"