cferneyh Wrote:This might be my favourite hockey article ever. It's hilarious.
So, to recap, the Leafs are going to get better come October, but it is a slow process, so don't expect it to happen overnight (i.e. by October). And the Leafs have a plan in place, but they haven't compiled a list of GMs yet, which means that the plan they have in place was put in a place by a guy who won't be the GM. Sounds like a helluva plan!
Jeebus. 
You thinks that's bad? Try reading, "
Dave Nonis says the Vancouver Canucks are closer to becoming a Stanley Cup contender than they were a year ago" at the top of an article and keeping a straight face.
The Canucks made the 2nd round of the playoffs last season. This season, they missed the playoffs. Yeah, what Nonis says make sense to me.

cratch:

cratch: He talks about "depth" and "cap space" as big reasons why they are better. Yeah, now the Canucks have more mid-level prospects who will never turn into top tier talent than they did a year ago. Great! Let's throw a parade! Now, they have more cap room. Great. They had cap room last season and donut eating Nonis signed the likes of Isbister, Ritchie, and 100 year old Miller. Excellent.

hock: The Sedins couldn't muster up a point a game average this season, but will probably be looking for raises. Great. :roll: Ohlund and Salo are injury prone, older, and overrated. Great. If the Canucks don't get some serious scoring upgrades, Luongo will ask out as soon as next year in all likelihood. Great. Yep, I'd say the Canucks are in great shape. I mean, cap space always translates into wins, right?

hock: