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Does Canada have (or is it has) it's own "Texas"?
#31

Canadian Provinces and their American State Equivelants (the non-definitive, unofficial list)
West to East:

British Columbia is California north prepared with a Washington infusion and served on a bed of Oregon.

Alberta is, hands down, Canada's Texas - all beef, oil and cowboy hats worn entirely without irony.

Saskatchewan and Manitoba are Idaho and Iowa, respectively - only slightly less exciting.

Ontario would be Canada's New York/Washington DC - all money and power.

Quebec is... Well, it's a bit like having France right in your country.

The Maritimes are New England - strange accents and an unnatural relationship with lobster.

Newfoundland is Hawaii - it joined the country last and it's an island (sort of, if you don't count Labrador). True, it doesn't have doesn't have the tropical weather and scantily dressed people that's not very Canadian anyway.
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#32

Sam Wrote:Canadian Provinces and their American State Equivelants (the non-definitive, unofficial list)
West to East:

British Columbia is California north prepared with a Washington infusion and served on a bed of Oregon.

Alberta is, hands down, Canada's Texas - all beef, oil and cowboy hats worn entirely without irony.

Saskatchewan and Manitoba are Idaho and Iowa, respectively - only slightly less exciting.

Ontario would be Canada's New York/Washington DC - all money and power.

Quebec is... Well, it's a bit like having France right in your country.

The Maritimes are New England - strange accents and an unnatural relationship with lobster.

Newfoundland is Hawaii - it joined the country last and it's an island (sort of, if you don't count Labrador). True, it doesn't have doesn't have the tropical weather and scantily dressed people that's not very Canadian anyway.

I drove through: Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massassachusettes, Connecticut, Rhode Island, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Delaware, Virginia, West Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Tennessee, Kantucky, Ohio, Illinois, Indiana, Missouri, Okalahoma, Kansas, Colorado, Wyoming, Utah, Montana, Idaho, Nevada, California, California, California, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Okalohoma *did I already say that?* and all the way back to New York City and back down to Georgia and back this year alone.

I tell people I'm from New York City, because I went to college there, and, in fact, it IS the center of the universe. Anywhere else on the planet is just some place cool to visit.
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#33

The Horrible Esthete Wrote:
AndGraceToo Wrote:Brisket..is beef..BBQ is Pork
and never the two will meet.

I know what Brisket is. The greatest meat on earth smoked, pulled, and drenched in, that's right -- barbecue sauce.

So I'd say 'BBQ' is whatever the hell kind of meat you want to barbecue.

Except in the Carolinas, where you apparently are only allowed to BBQ a pig.

I'd say that's a little 'exclusionary', but then again, they still fly a confederate flag over the S.C. capitol, so I suppose that's par for the course....

Oh, sweetie..the flag came down long ago..
Eastern Carolina BBQ is the best in the world, mustard and vinegar..and you will get disqualified from the South East BBQ competition for bringing in beef.

And why is it that the flag card as to be played when mentioning the South? You some kind of commi? Confusedcratch:

Sam, that's a great breakdown.. :thumb:
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#34

Strange the distance a border makes. I HATE Pennsylvania...just don't like the state. Been there enough to know.

Nawlins? A city always is its neighborhoods...The French Quarter suks; music for drunks by drunks...Uptown and The Garden District, now that is some good music & food joints. But I don't know most of the rest of Louisianna...only drove down from St. Louis once and flew it the other time.

New York City is always a friendly ghost...with the skyline in the mornin' light

Been a generation...yah, 25 years...since I've been to Montreal and Quebec City...hell, last time I was in Toronto was 1989.

Back in '82, November, caught a ride to Montreal from a professor...wound up in some hostle near McGill...met an Englishmen who was doing a pub tour and we thumbed a ride to Quebec City...froze our asses off on the on and off ramps, but got a WAY COOL hostle near the Planes of Abraham, high on the ramparts...spent a few nights out at the pubs and went to one place several times...one night with two Parisian women...just listening to the singer (a native Quebequois) and the two Parisians talk at our table was enough to make me love the French language.

1977... I hitch hiked across the Vermont border, spent an night in Montreal...upscale neighborhood as I recall...and then thumbed a ride to Ottawa. Sat near the capitol on a park bench in some park with a couple of Maritimers' lookin' for their pensions, smokin' rolled tobacco. It was summer time...july I think...and Ottawa was beautiful..made it to Sue St. Marie that trip.

Never seen Western Canada...was in Glacier National Park this summer and wanted to cross over...but I had a date in California.

Hard to speak of the differences between regions of a contenent these days...the internet makes us all one, no?

But of course not...we are who we are, where we are...but I love that regional differences still remain...love to find that cool little city in the middle of what you thought was now where...like Livingston, Montana. Loved it this summer. Always wanted to see BC...someday I'll make it to
Victoria.
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#35

Dude! Cool story, but are you, like, 60 years old?? You hitch-hiked to Montreal in '77? I'm not young and I was 6 in '77 :o)
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#36

Gov'tMule Wrote:Strange the distance a border makes. I HATE Pennsylvania...

Quite the comment form someone who lives in Jersey - ha ha ha.

I used to work in Plainsboro a few years back - was one hell of a commute - just loved driving up the Route 1 corridor. LOL - you know what they say, "Jersey Drivers - No Survivors". :lol:

We used to do Happy Hour at Seasons (near the Quakerbridge Mall) and Triumph Brewery on Nassua Street. Are they both still there? Triumph was a really cool place - a bit pricey - but we had lots of fun.
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#37

Why did the T.O. vs. Edmonton game start at 5pm MST ? Shouldn't it have been the Late Game? We wouldn't want Torontonians to have to stay up late to watch the Leafs.

However, on the opposite hand, CGY vs. VAN will be fantasic.


Beating a Dead Horse :rambo:
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#38

KittieKatFish Wrote:
Gov'tMule Wrote:Strange the distance a border makes. I HATE Pennsylvania...

Quite the comment form someone who lives in Jersey - ha ha ha.

I used to work in Plainsboro a few years back - was one hell of a commute - just loved driving up the Route 1 corridor. LOL - you know what they say, "Jersey Drivers - No Survivors". :lol:

We used to do Happy Hour at Seasons (near the Quakerbridge Mall) and Triumph Brewery on Nassua Street. Are they both still there? Triumph was a really cool place - a bit pricey - but we had lots of fun.

I lived in Jersey for 6 years and now Im in the burbs of Philly. I have to say I like PA a lot better than Jersey.
O live near the rte 1 in PA. Not too far from Conshy
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#39

game started early for the hockey day in canada thing

7/17/95-Craven
11/18/96-Saskatoon
7/21/97-Saskatoon
9/16/00-Winnipeg
11/24/00-Red Deer
07/14/02-Camrose
9/26/02-Edmonton
9/27/02-Edmonton
8/1/03-Kelowna
6/22/04-Edmonton
11/17/04-Edmonton
11/20/04-Saskatoon
10/28/06-Calgary
1/19/07-Regina
7/18/07-Saskatoon
6/22/08-Calgary
8/4/09-Saskatoon
9/14/09-Edmonton
9/19/09-Banff
7/14/11-Edmonton
1/23/13-Edmonton
7/6/13-Saskatoon
10/10/15-Houston
7/28/16-Edmonton
7/30/16-Edmonton
8/01/16-Calgary
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#40

Everyone leaves the Winnipeggers alone Big Grin


About HNIC though, you'd think that...because it's called Hockey Night IN Canada that they'd play games taking place on Canadian soil. There might be a game in Montreal and in Calgary, but they'll still show the Leafts in Tampa Bay.

Whatever, it's all good if I get my 7 minues of Grapes every week Big Grin
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