12-23-2005, 07:44 PM
Canadian Provinces and their American State Equivelants (the non-definitive, unofficial list)
West to East:
British Columbia is California north prepared with a Washington infusion and served on a bed of Oregon.
Alberta is, hands down, Canada's Texas - all beef, oil and cowboy hats worn entirely without irony.
Saskatchewan and Manitoba are Idaho and Iowa, respectively - only slightly less exciting.
Ontario would be Canada's New York/Washington DC - all money and power.
Quebec is... Well, it's a bit like having France right in your country.
The Maritimes are New England - strange accents and an unnatural relationship with lobster.
Newfoundland is Hawaii - it joined the country last and it's an island (sort of, if you don't count Labrador). True, it doesn't have doesn't have the tropical weather and scantily dressed people that's not very Canadian anyway.
West to East:
British Columbia is California north prepared with a Washington infusion and served on a bed of Oregon.
Alberta is, hands down, Canada's Texas - all beef, oil and cowboy hats worn entirely without irony.
Saskatchewan and Manitoba are Idaho and Iowa, respectively - only slightly less exciting.
Ontario would be Canada's New York/Washington DC - all money and power.
Quebec is... Well, it's a bit like having France right in your country.
The Maritimes are New England - strange accents and an unnatural relationship with lobster.
Newfoundland is Hawaii - it joined the country last and it's an island (sort of, if you don't count Labrador). True, it doesn't have doesn't have the tropical weather and scantily dressed people that's not very Canadian anyway.


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