[LaminarFlow]

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

"Bumblebee tuna.....
... your balls are showing"

[FighterAndLover]

Anything Brad Pitt said in Snatch.

-nicely done
Loved Snatch and Lock, Stock.
"I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?" -Vincent
"A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia" -Soap

"Look I'm sorry if I was a little insensitive, but I'm a hitman!" -Bill Murray in The Man Who Knew Too Little (favorite comedy ever)

"So they strapped me with this bullet proof vest and sent me up here"
"But what if he shot you in the face?"
"Hey! What if he shot me in the face?" -Dumb and Dumber

"Snakes... why'd it have to be....snakes?" -Raiders

"Is this heaven?"
"No- It's Iowa" -Field of Dreams

Good thread :thumb:

[BulletRiddled]

The entire phone conversation between the US President and the Russian Prime Minister in Dr. Strangelove.

"Well now, what happened is... ah... one of our base commanders, he had a sort of... well, he went a little funny in the head... you know... just a little... funny. And, ah... he went and did a silly thing... Well, I'll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes... to attack your country... Ah... Well, let me finish, Dmitri... Let me finish, Dmitri... Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?..."

[cochise]

One I always remember (maybe not word for word) from Dumb and Dumber I found hysterical.....

"My pet bird Petey died"
"Oh thats awful what happened?"
"His head fell off.......................he was getting old"